******* A woman went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns or oatmeal, and bagel or toast, & coffee all for $1.99.
"Sounds good," the woman said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" The woman asked incredulously.
"YES!!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then" said the woman.
"How do you want your eggs?" The waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," replied the woman.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH THE SENIORS FROM FLORIDA!
They've been around the block more than once!!!
