Mommy Test

[Chezzie]

I was out walking with my 4 year old son. He picked up

something off the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took

the item away from him and I asked him not to do that. "Why?" my son

asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been,

it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

At this point, my son looked at me with total admiration and asked,

"Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy

Test.

You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." we walked along

in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new

information.

"OH...I get it!" he beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to

be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.

[kayleneaussie]

Clever boy