I am the only man in the world with one of these

[Chezzie]

George and Martha got married. George was a 'man about town' so to speak, but Martha was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees.



George was a poor fisherman and could not afford to Take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack. When George was undressing, Martha said, 'Oh George, what is that?'



George being very quick thinking said, 'Martha, I am the only man in the world with one of these.' And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for, And Martha was happy.



The next morning George went off fishing as usual. When he returned home that evening, Martha was Waiting down on the wharf obviously upset about something. 'George, you told me that you were the only man in The world with one of those, but I saw your drink'ing buddy, Fred having a pee down behind the shed, and he had one, too.' Thinking fast, George said, 'Yes, Martha, Fred is me very best friend. I had two of them so I gave him one. He is the only other man in the world with one of those.'



Martha being very stupid accepted his answer and they did their thing again that night. George went off fishing again the next morning and When he returned home, Martha was waiting again and very upset, stamping her foot on the wharf boards.



George said, 'Martha, what is the matter now?'



George what were you think'ing my son, you gave Fred da best one!!'

[Betty Boop]

:wah::wah::wah:

[Chezzie]

jimbo;728979 wrote: you just know wise guy is going to post my middle name is fred now doncha :rolleyes::rolleyes:


Yes George :wah::wah::wah::wah: