gup's bar and grill

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:18 pm

I'm a little coconut,

Sitting under this here tree.

Everybody steps on me,

That is why I'm cracked you see.

Chorus:

I'm a nut,

I'm a nut,

I'm a nut, nut, nut-nut-nut.

Called myself on the telephone

Just to see if I was home.

Made a date for half past eight,

Better hurry or I'll be late!

- Chorus

Took myself to the picture show

Sat myself in the very last row

Wrapped my arms around my waist

Got so fresh I slapped my face!

- Chorus

Bought some roses at the store.

Told myself I wanted more.

That's why I broke up with me.

Now I am a nut that's free!

- Chorus

Gee, I miss me all the time.

Wonder if I'm doing fine.

Maybe I'll stop by to see

If I have a chance with me.

- Chorus

Coca-Cola went to town,

Pepsi-Cola shot him down.

Dr. Pepper fixed him up,

Now we all drink 7-Up.

- Chorus

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:23 pm

koan;728722 wrote: I'm a little coconut,

Sitting under this here tree.

Everybody steps on me,

That is why I'm cracked you see.

Chorus:

I'm a nut,

I'm a nut,

I'm a nut, nut, nut-nut-nut.

Called myself on the telephone

Just to see if I was home.

Made a date for half past eight,

Better hurry or I'll be late!

- Chorus

Took myself to the picture show

Sat myself in the very last row

Wrapped my arms around my waist

Got so fresh I slapped my face!

- Chorus

Bought some roses at the store.

Told myself I wanted more.

That's why I broke up with me.

Now I am a nut that's free!

- Chorus

Gee, I miss me all the time.

Wonder if I'm doing fine.

Maybe I'll stop by to see

If I have a chance with me.

- Chorus

Coca-Cola went to town,

Pepsi-Cola shot him down.

Dr. Pepper fixed him up,

Now we all drink 7-Up.

- Chorus

i will be singing that for weeks..:wah:

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:15 pm

Bwahahaha!!!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:09 pm

hey willis.what you laughing about i have you signed up over in the mud wrestling pit....:p

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:23 pm

Ruh ro! :wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:31 pm

G-man;728799 wrote: Ruh ro! :wah:

dunt worry..we have the paramedics standing by...with oxygen..for us when we watch this...:p

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:56 pm

guppy;728793 wrote: hey willis.what you laughing about i have you signed up over in the mud wrestling pit....:p

okay, imagining you as Gary Coleman just isn't workin' for me......

:wah::wah::wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:13 pm

I want pictures!

of g-man mud wrestling and guppy dressed up like gary coleman. :wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:17 pm

gman is wrestling you chicky.....:wah:

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:29 pm

I'm ready!

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:29 pm

I just started selling tickets over there

This'll be a good one. I guarantee it.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:31 pm

oh yea..best seller..heheheeheheheheh

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:53 pm

Whatchoo talkin' about????

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:25 pm

koan and gman in the mud wrestling pit..:p

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:40 pm

I've been waiting for this for a long time. All that cabinet lifting this summer is gonna pay off. :wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:42 pm

Oh I definately need a cyber cigarette now!!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:16 am

i need a shot of something strong..a cyber ciggy and a good back rub by the bouncer..hey..does gup's pub have a bouncer? yikes...ummmmmmmmmmm jacks dad..who hooooooooooooo jacks dad..:p

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 12:22 am

*koan sits at the back of the pub, ciggy in one hand, pen perched in the other, and tries to look like a mysterious artist type. She orders a soy latte with extra foam.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 1:33 am

Who puked in the corner next to the juke box??????

Needs cleaning up........And dont get me started on the ladies toilets

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:30 pm

it's Friday...got the jukebox playing random tunes...beer is ice cold..pretzels all around..gups is kicked back enjoying...

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:33 pm

I'm taking a bar stool by the taps so I can enjoy listening to all the chatter. I'm in people watching mode.

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:34 pm

whats the new barman called, hes got a nice pert botty hasnt he???:p:p

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:36 pm

i plan on getting out on the dance floor later..

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:48 pm

I'll be leading the "booty call" line dance!

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:53 pm

Oh, a dart game going on! I'm putting quarters down to play the winner.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:58 pm

well it wont be me..none of my darts even came close to the dart board..they are all stuck in the wall..i am a total blonde..at darts..hahhahahahaha:wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:00 pm

what cider ya got

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:03 pm

what ever you desire cutie..and you messed up..gups grabs jess and drags him to the dance floor..:sneaky:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:06 pm

guppy;729536 wrote: what ever you desire cutie..and you messed up..gups grabs jess and drags him to the dance floor..:sneaky:

jess drops his cruches and falls flat on his face

is there a lawyer in here i wana sue:wah::wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:08 pm

Give me a Rum and Coke. Nuts have been de salted and are ready for handling.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:09 pm

YZGI;729543 wrote: Give me a Rum and Coke. Nuts have been de salted and are ready for handling.

YAYYYY, I could go for a handful of nuts right about now!!:D

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:10 pm

el guapo;729541 wrote: jess drops his cruches and falls flat on his face

is there a lawyer in here i wana sue:wah::wah:

no lawyer..but we do have a nurse on hand..to cure your ahhh injury...:sneaky:

hey..you danced good..here is your cider..:wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:10 pm

guppy;729546 wrote: no lawyer..but we do have a nurse on hand..to cure your ahhh injury...:sneaky:

hey..you danced good..here is your cider..:wah:

i think im paralyzed

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:12 pm

el guapo;729547 wrote: i think im paralyzed

from excitement? eh? hehehehehehe

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:15 pm

el guapo;729547 wrote: i think im paralyzed

guppy;729551 wrote: from excitement? eh? hehehehehehe

cant move not even a carrot

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:16 pm

el guapo;729558 wrote: cant move not even a carrot

gups whips out her cpr skills on the carrot..

dang ..you are being difficult guapo...never had a carrot i couldnt revive before..so here wego...hehehehehehehe

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:21 pm

guppy;729559 wrote: gups whips out her cpr skills on the carrot..

dang ..you are being difficult guapo...never had a carrot i couldnt revive before..so here wego...hehehehehehehe

theres always a first time for every thing

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:34 pm

el guapo;729569 wrote: theres always a first time for every thing

time to call the coroner...:wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:35 pm

guppy;729634 wrote: time to call the coroner...:wah:

maybe a cider drip would help

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:38 pm

Here's a round on me guys

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:47 pm

Gup, I wanna apply for a part-time job, but, do I have too wear short shorts?

And I read Jim Beam Pallllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeee,thats like generic water!bawaaaaaaaaa!!:wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:14 pm

I think I'm drifting off in the corner. Wake me up in an hour.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:56 pm

Indian Princess;729644 wrote: Gup, I wanna apply for a part-time job, but, do I have too wear short shorts?

And I read Jim Beam Pallllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeee,thats like generic water!bawaaaaaaaaa!!:wah:

You can do anything you want..ip...:p can ya make drinks..small talk..flirt with the customers..and call a cab when need be?

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:24 pm

You all are having so much fun, I'll just sneak in here and try to pick up on your good vibes, k? I'd like a dark beer on tap, Guppy (this is happy hour isn't it?). I walked, so not to worry

How 'bout some nachos to munch on, got any of those??

:-6

Erin

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:26 pm

watermark;729704 wrote: You all are having so much fun, I'll just sneak in here and try to pick up on your good vibes, k? I'd like a dark beer on tap, Guppy (this is happy hour isn't it?). I walked, so not to worry

How 'bout some nachos to munch on, got any of those??

:-6

Erin

We have nachos..coming right up..peppers on the side..to fire you up as you like..lol dark beer on tap in frozenmug sliding to you now..i am gonna drink one with you..never tried dark beer...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm its good..:p

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:29 pm

I need a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other and a man wrapped around ummmm that chair sitting beside me....thanks!:-6

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:30 pm

guppy;729705 wrote: We have nachos..coming right up..peppers on the side..to fire you up as you like..lol dark beer on tap in frozenmug sliding to you now..i am gonna drink one with you..never tried dark beer...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm its good..:p

hehe, thanks Guppy, um, barmiester!

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:37 pm

hey, you were supposed to wake me in an hour!

just woke up now so.... a martini would be nice.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:42 pm

you got it..you were so cute all curled up over there i didnt want to disturb ya..besides the light up antlers i stuck on your head was fuuuuuuuuuunnny..:wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:47 pm

hope you got pictures

... damn. I'm still wearing them, aren't I...