gup's bar and grill

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:21 pm

gups saunters in and orders a big glass of white wine..and takes a seat..after she puts a few quarters in the jukebox and plays

dance little sister...:p

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:26 pm

hAPPY HOURS ARE FROM FIVE TO SEVEN..drinks are on the house..:p

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:30 pm

Ooh!

I happen to have that one!

:D

Dance.

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:31 pm

Thanks, great, I'll have a Mudslide!!!!

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:32 pm

coming right up..gup slides a big midslide across the bar to cars...specials today are wings and ......wings..if you are hungry....:wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:36 pm

I need coffee!

If I ask for a drink cut me off before I start. Big day tomorrow. I'm nervous.

Tons to get done today too. I'll work while I sip my coffee.

How are the Club Sandwiches here?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:38 pm

koan;728410 wrote:

I need coffee!

If I ask for a drink cut me off before I start. Big day tomorrow. I'm nervous.

Tons to get done today too. I'll work while I sip my coffee.

How are the Club Sandwiches here?

hot coffee coming right up..and the club sandwiches are the best in the house...

did you say one or two shots of bourbon?:sneaky:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:41 pm

slow comfortable screw and a fistful of nuts please:wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:45 pm

Chezzie;728418 wrote: slow comfortable screw and a fistful of nuts please:wah:

coming right up..gup runs to the bartenders guide and looks up slow comfortable screw....nuts go sliding across bar...

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:45 pm

Chezzie;728418 wrote: slow comfortable screw and a fistful of nuts please:wah:
Hey! easy on the nuts..

Gotta leave some for the other customers..

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:48 pm

Jack Daniels LEAVE THE BOTTLE

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:50 pm

YZGI;728427 wrote: Hey! easy on the nuts..

Gotta leave some for the other customers..

i always heard nuts are better when shared.....:wah:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:50 pm

Indian Princess;728431 wrote: Jack Daniels LEAVE THE BOTTLE

gup give indian whole jack daniels bottle..and carefully backs away...:wah:

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:51 pm

guppy;728426 wrote: coming right up..gup runs to the bartenders guide and looks up slow comfortable screw....nuts go sliding across bar...

Amateur.

:p

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:52 pm

JacksDad;728439 wrote: Amateur.

:p it said to pass jacks dad over to the woman...

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:54 pm

My nuts are tooo salty

:sneaky:

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:55 pm

Chezzie;728447 wrote: My nuts are tooo salty

:sneaky:

wise guy..did you forget to take a bath again?:sneaky:

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:56 pm

guppy;728441 wrote: it said to pass jacks dad over to the woman...

I rescind my previous post.

You may have found your niche, there Gupster.

;)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:58 pm

guppy;728450 wrote: wise guy..did you forget to take a bath again?:sneaky:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:04 pm

Jack Daniels & lemonade............without the nuts please.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:06 pm

abbey;728468 wrote: Jack Daniels & lemonade............without the nuts please.

coming right up..and a plate of hot wings..to go with it. for our beautiful abbey...:-6

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:12 pm

would someone please plug the kareokie thingy mabob in..jimbo and jesse are over there singing their little hearts out................uhhhhhhhhhhh on second thought .nevermind...:p

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:13 pm

Thank goodness there's a "Guppster Pub" opened right now. Thanks Guppy, I'd really like my favorite drink "Blue Lagoon." But, I know you're busy, and hope you don't mind if I just go around "Guppy's Bar" and just make some drinks for everyone. I'm really jaded right now...been planning a retirement party for one of my best friend who is moving to Florida. She's too young to retire, but her husband wants to move to Florida. Knowing my friend, she will have to get another teaching job in Florida. She will receive 1/3 the pay she was receiving from NJ.

All of my teaching friends have planned a big, fabulous party for tomorrow and will have a wonderful time. Unfortunately, it will be a party of "Tears and Laughter." I'm so relieved that it will be finally over because of the stress.

Oy vey, Guppy...let's have another:-4

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:14 pm

Kathy Ellen;728484 wrote: Thank goodness there's a "Guppster Pub" opened right now. Thanks Guppy, I'd really like my favorite drink "Blue Lagoon." But, I know you're busy, and hope you don't mind if I just go around "Guppy's Bar" and just make some drinks for everyone. I'm really jaded right now...been planning a retirement party for one of my best friend who is moving to Florida. She's too young to retire, but her husband wants to move to Florida. Knowing my friend, she will have to get another teaching job in Florida. She will receive 1/3 the pay she was receiving from NJ.

All of my teaching friends have planned a big, fabulous party for tomorrow and will have a wonderful time. Unfortunately, it will be a party of "Tears and Laughter." I'm so relieved that it will be finally over because of the stress.

Oy vey, Guppy...let's have another:-4

cheers luv...its so pretty i dont know weather to swim in it or drink it..

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:21 pm

guppy toast....Here's to your little thing and my little thing and our little thing under the table.

May your little thing never long for anything as long as my little thing is able!:wah::wah:

damn..alchohol unzipz my lips....:sneaky:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:24 pm

Starkle starkle little twink

who the heck you are I think

I'm not under what you call

the alcofluence of incohol

I'm just a little slort of sheep

I'm not drunk like tinkle peep

I don't know who is me yet

but the drunker I stand here the longer I get

Just give me one more drink to fill me cup

'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up.

Copyright; David Hudgins

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:27 pm

Chezzie;728504 wrote: Starkle starkle little twink

who the heck you are I think

I'm not under what you call

the alcofluence of incohol

I'm just a little slort of sheep

I'm not drunk like tinkle peep

I don't know who is me yet

but the drunker I stand here the longer I get

Just give me one more drink to fill me cup

'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up.

Copyright; David Hudgins

i will (burp) brink ti taht....

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:27 pm

guppy;728498 wrote:

damn..alchohol unzipz my lips....:sneaky:

Uh oh, look out! :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:51 pm

G-man;728512 wrote: Uh oh, look out! :wah::yh_rotfl First belly laugh all night, Thanks.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:07 pm

can i shake hands with mr jim bean

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:08 pm

el guapo;728585 wrote: can i shake hands with mr jim bean

sure you can...:-6

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:11 pm

cos i got friends in low places were the whisky leads and the beer it chases

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:14 pm

el guapo;728596 wrote: cos i got friends in low places were the whisky leads and the beer it chases

i got to run out for a bit..if you put mr. carrot back on and start do that bump and grind thing again..i want pictures and details..:sneaky:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:14 pm

can I have a harvey wallbanger with all the trimmings, sparklers and everything:)

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:15 pm

ohhhh tell you whats lush.............Brandy and baileys with loads of ice:p

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:27 pm

guppy;728602 wrote: i got to run out for a bit..if you put mr. carrot back on and start do that bump and grind thing again..i want pictures and details..:sneaky:

no more carrot for you:wah::wah::wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:29 pm

Chezzie;728603 wrote: can I have a harvey wallbanger with all the trimmings, sparklers and everything:)Morrison's at the mo has Baileys on offer £10 per bottle.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:30 pm

Wendy's over here in the corner dancin to "lil Sister"...thanks JD!!!

Okay, now that the fish has jumped in a few drinks....I'll have a long island ice tea....can I have a cigarette?????

This is the funnest time I've had in a bar in a LONG TIME....

Are there any nuts left??? I LOVE NUTS---no salt for me please....

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:30 pm

abbey;728633 wrote: Morrison's at the mo has Baileys on offer £10 per bottle.

carrots 69p a bag:wah:

summerishere · Post by **summerishere** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:30 pm

abbey;728633 wrote: Morrison's at the mo has Baily's on offer £10 per bottle.

hhmmm.. nice, but even I can't afford £70 a week!

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:49 pm

guppy;728404 wrote: coming right up..gup slides a big midslide across the bar to cars...specials today are wings and ......wings..if you are hungry....:wah:
Thanks gup, wow those wings are hot!!! Guess I'll have to wash them down with another Slide, ya know what make the two!!!

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:54 pm

They used to keep open barrels of peanuts in bars until someone tested them and reported all the traces of... stuff... that was found on them. Too much feeling of the nuts going on for public safety. LOL

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:06 pm

gross individuals who go and pee/poo and dont wash their hands then finger the nuts on the bar:(

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:47 pm

one could go in the direction that it is also advisable to wash one's hands after fingering the nuts as well.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:06 pm

koan;728704 wrote: one could go in the direction that it is also advisable to wash one's hands after fingering the nuts as well.

:rolleyes:

One would hope so!!

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:09 pm

WonderWendy3;728634 wrote: Wendy's over here in the corner dancin to "lil Sister"...thanks JD!!!

Okay, now that the fish has jumped in a few drinks....I'll have a long island ice tea....can I have a cigarette?????

This is the funnest time I've had in a bar in a LONG TIME....

Are there any nuts left??? I LOVE NUTS---no salt for me please....

nuts..hold the salt!! means..wise guy..shower and dry.....the nuts...:p

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:10 pm

guppy;728714 wrote: nuts..hold the salt!! means..wise guy..shower and dry.....the nuts...:p

ummmm, maybe I- I- I'll try the pretzels????:o

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:11 pm

There's altogether Too much Nut fingerin' going on in here for my likin'...

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:14 pm

dubs;728716 wrote: There's altogether Too much Nut fingerin' going on in here for my likin'...

well what ya having to drink there handsome?:D

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:18 pm

I wasn't fingering anything I was full-fisting the barrell of nuts!!