Some double meanings

[Chezzie]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female......Any part under a car's bonnet (hood).

Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another

Male........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n

Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.

Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.

Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes

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