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my cheque book:D
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Very Good 
What about..
MY GUIDE TO LOVING A WOMAN
By Michael Jackson
What about..
MY GUIDE TO LOVING A WOMAN
By Michael Jackson
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Honesty and Integrity by Richard Nixon?
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some of these are very funny. oddly enough, though, the two first "books" were the only ones that are visible on the preview and I was quite taken aback.
French war heros: Napoleon could have a whole book just on his own, Charles de Gaulle (who inspired Chirac to enter into public life) as another example.
Jane Fonda: Anti war activist. Unpopular for her visit to Hanoi, Fonda was honoured by Barbara Walters in 1999 as one of the 100 greatest women of the century. She is currently actively campaigning against genital mutilation of your girls, and is involved in peace activism in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
The rest of them looked quite funny. These, however, surprised me.
French war heros: Napoleon could have a whole book just on his own, Charles de Gaulle (who inspired Chirac to enter into public life) as another example.
Jane Fonda: Anti war activist. Unpopular for her visit to Hanoi, Fonda was honoured by Barbara Walters in 1999 as one of the 100 greatest women of the century. She is currently actively campaigning against genital mutilation of your girls, and is involved in peace activism in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
The rest of them looked quite funny. These, however, surprised me.
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Two thumbs up!
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:yh_worshp
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koan wrote: some of these are very funny. oddly enough, though, the two first "books" were the only ones that are visible on the preview and I was quite taken aback.
French war heros: Napoleon could have a whole book just on his own, Charles de Gaulle (who inspired Chirac to enter into public life) as another example.
Jane Fonda: Anti war activist. Unpopular for her visit to Hanoi, Fonda was honoured by Barbara Walters in 1999 as one of the 100 greatest women of the century. She is currently actively campaigning against genital mutilation of your girls, and is involved in peace activism in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
The rest of them looked quite funny. These, however, surprised me.I agree with Koan here. The French had much of the known world conquered long before George Washington was out of diapers. And Jane Fonda made a dumb mistake 35 years ago and the frothing, whining, loser vets can't digest their ineptitude. Very tedious this group. I like the rest!
French war heros: Napoleon could have a whole book just on his own, Charles de Gaulle (who inspired Chirac to enter into public life) as another example.
Jane Fonda: Anti war activist. Unpopular for her visit to Hanoi, Fonda was honoured by Barbara Walters in 1999 as one of the 100 greatest women of the century. She is currently actively campaigning against genital mutilation of your girls, and is involved in peace activism in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
The rest of them looked quite funny. These, however, surprised me.I agree with Koan here. The French had much of the known world conquered long before George Washington was out of diapers. And Jane Fonda made a dumb mistake 35 years ago and the frothing, whining, loser vets can't digest their ineptitude. Very tedious this group. I like the rest!
"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas millionaires, or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." [font=Arial Narrow][/font]
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
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David that's twice you've jumped into a light-hearted thread, meant as a joke, and dragged up your oh-so-obvious distaste for America. IT IS A JOKE. MEANT TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. LIGHTEN THE HELL UP. :-5
Your dislike for vets is nauseating.
Your dislike for vets is nauseating.
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BabyRider wrote: David that's twice you've jumped into a light-hearted thread, meant as a joke, and dragged up your oh-so-obvious distaste for America. IT IS A JOKE. MEANT TO MAKE YOU LAUGH. LIGHTEN THE HELL UP. :-5
Your dislike for vets is nauseating.BR you are right and I apologize for carrying my anger everywhere I go! Jane Fonda bashing has been so overdone I have trouble ignoring it being repeated. Deeeep Breath! OK. I will try to lighten the hell up. I have said that before and I was doing good there for awhile but the sudden conservative infestation of the Garden ignited my harsh words and recent temperament. BTW I Love my country. Just not the half that is running it.
Your dislike for vets is nauseating.BR you are right and I apologize for carrying my anger everywhere I go! Jane Fonda bashing has been so overdone I have trouble ignoring it being repeated. Deeeep Breath! OK. I will try to lighten the hell up. I have said that before and I was doing good there for awhile but the sudden conservative infestation of the Garden ignited my harsh words and recent temperament. BTW I Love my country. Just not the half that is running it.
"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas millionaires, or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." [font=Arial Narrow][/font]
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
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David813 wrote: I Love my country. Just not the half that is running it.I happen to agree with you! "I love my country but I fear my government" is a very common patch on the vests of a lot of the brothers in the club. Now we can keep it in the threads meant for those discussions! Thanks, Dave, I appreciate your reply! :yh_hugs
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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BabyRider wrote: I happen to agree with you! "I love my country but I fear my government" is a very common patch on the vests of a lot of the brothers in the club. Now we can keep it in the threads meant for those discussions! Thanks, Dave, I appreciate your reply! :yh_hugsI will make a real effort this time BR! Another thin book would be " Understanding Political Foes" By David813
"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas millionaires, or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." [font=Arial Narrow][/font]
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
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How 'bout "My Tips For Being Patient" by BabyRider? Reeeeeeally thin!!!
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
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We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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BabyRider wrote: How 'bout "My Tips For Being Patient" by BabyRider? Reeeeeeally thin!!!:rolleyes: I can take the heat!! :yh_whistl
"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas millionaires, or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." [font=Arial Narrow][/font]
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Another thin book! "Learning & Loving the Gay Community" By BR 
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:yh_battin"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas millionaires, or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." [font=Arial Narrow][/font]
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
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Oh Crap. Now I'm kinda scared!
"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas millionaires, or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." [font=Arial Narrow][/font]
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
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VEEERY thin book; "Embracing Christ and the Road to Salvation" David813
"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas millionaires, or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." [font=Arial Narrow][/font]
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
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David813 wrote: Another thin book! "Learning & Loving the Gay Community" By BR :yh_battin:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
OK: "BR Learns to Take a Joke" that's a brand-spanking new release!!
Or:
"Taking Things Lightly" by David813
:yh_battin:yh_rotfl :yh_rotflOK: "BR Learns to Take a Joke" that's a brand-spanking new release!!
Or:
"Taking Things Lightly" by David813
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
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BabyRider wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
OK: "BR Learns to Take a Joke" that's a brand-spanking new release!!
Or:
"Taking Things Lightly" by David813LOL:yh_tong2 :yh_laugh
OK: "BR Learns to Take a Joke" that's a brand-spanking new release!!
Or:
"Taking Things Lightly" by David813LOL:yh_tong2 :yh_laugh
"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas millionaires, or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." [font=Arial Narrow][/font]
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
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In a never-before-seen endeavor, BabyRider and David813 have joined forces and co-written the thinnest book known to man: "The Most Sensible Religions. (An in-depth survey of 120 different belief systems.)"
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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BabyRider wrote: In a never-before-seen endeavor, BabyRider and David813 have joined forces and co-written the thinnest book known to man: "The Most Sensible Religions. (An in-depth survey of 120 different belief systems.)"Ummmm. I'll need to bring my medication!:yh_hypno
"Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group that believes you can do these things. Among them are a few Texas millionaires, or businessman from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid." [font=Arial Narrow][/font]
President Dwight D. Eisenhower Nov. 08, 1954
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I must have OD'ed on mine to come up with that one.
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
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A couple more I've seen....
- End of the World Predictions that Came True
- Famous Jewish Sports Legends
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- End of the World Predictions that Came True
- Famous Jewish Sports Legends
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