Confucius say
Passionate kiss is like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
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Sexy Underwear not best thing on earth but next to best thing on
earth.
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War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
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Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smells different to midget
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jimbo;722872 wrote: these are really funny ... chezney ... as you can see if you post something funny no one post after you but if you pick on someone there are a hundred people watching
thats why they all pick on me chezney they cant think of anything funny to say so to be the centre of attention they pick on poor old jimbo :rolleyes::rolleyes:
Chezney??? thats a new one for me...I quite like it but i deffo look nothing like the cheezy chezney hawkes lol..
Erm I think you get "picked" on jimbob cause you have a very easy attitude and love to take the pi$$......When I was a newbie looking in here, your posts always made me laugh and its funny cause I only been here like a week but it feels longer cos I was reading all your guys posts for a couple of months lol...
p.s. im used to talking to myself:rolleyes:
thats why they all pick on me chezney they cant think of anything funny to say so to be the centre of attention they pick on poor old jimbo :rolleyes::rolleyes:
Chezney??? thats a new one for me...I quite like it but i deffo look nothing like the cheezy chezney hawkes lol..
Erm I think you get "picked" on jimbob cause you have a very easy attitude and love to take the pi$$......When I was a newbie looking in here, your posts always made me laugh and its funny cause I only been here like a week but it feels longer cos I was reading all your guys posts for a couple of months lol...
p.s. im used to talking to myself:rolleyes:
