> > Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in
> > a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits
> > on a stool at the bar.
> >
> >
> > The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the
> > suit
> >
> >
> > Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant.
> >
> >
> > Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
> >
> > Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in
> > here!
> >
> > The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer
> > gets the better of Dave and he makes for the toilet.
> >
> > On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a
> > urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the
> > builder ......
> >
> > Dave: - 'Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were
> > wondering what you do for a living?
> >
> >
> > Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.
> >
> > Dave: - Oh! What's that then?
> >
> > Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ... Do you have a goldfish at home?
> >
> >
> > Dave: - Er... mmm... well yeah, I do as it happens!
> >
> > Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or
> > pond.
> >
> > Which is it?
> >
> > Dave: - It's in a pond!
> >
> > Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden
>then?
> >
> > Dave: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden.
> >
> >
> > Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a large garden then you have a large house?
> >
> > Dave: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house ... built it
myself!
> >
> > Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it is
> > logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and
> > that
>you
> > are quite probably married?
> >
> > Dave: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children.
> >
> > Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually
> > active with your wife on a regular basis?
> >
> > Dave: - Yep! Five times a week!
> >
> > Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not
> > masturbate very often?
> >
> > Dave: - Do what? Not me mate!
> >
> >
> > Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
> >
> >
> > Dave: - How's that then?
> >
> > Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you
> > about your sex life!
> >
> >
> > Dave: - I see! That's pretty impressive ... thanks mate!
> >
> > Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate.
> >
> >
> > Stuart: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he
> > does?
> >
> > Dave: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
> >
> >
> > Stuart: - What's that then?
> >
> > Dave: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
> >
> > Stuart: - Nope.
> >
> > Dave: - Well then, you're a w**k*r.
I hope I was ok to post this here, if not Oppps spank me!:p
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:wah: Thanks, I needed a laugh.
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jimbo;720544 wrote: oh dear i'd better buy a goldfish:wah: tosspot.
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abbey;720547 wrote: :wah: tosspot.
That's why he needs to buy a goldfish :wah:
That's why he needs to buy a goldfish :wah:
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Bryn Mawr;720554 wrote: That's why he needs to buy a goldfish :wah::o Here ya go Jimbo have one of mine
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more apt lol
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Chezzie;720567 wrote:
more apt lol
Am I reading the latin tag correctly?
The Whale with the big prick?
more apt lol
Am I reading the latin tag correctly?
The Whale with the big prick?
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:-2:-2:-2 heh heh