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Indian Princess
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I had a man come in to the pharmacy and get a prescription for Viagra, and he asked me if he drank his Red Bull(energy drink) would it activate the Viagra quicker!
OMG!!!! Remember I have too keep a straight face with this, and I am thinking woah dud, you dont want it all over in one shot!
-One more, had a man come in and said he needed all 30 of his Viagra he was going deer hunting(thats scarry )depending on how you want to view that statement, then he had a coupon for 3 Viagra, so the pharmacist said I had Robin fill 3 of the Viagra with the coupon and fill the rest billed to your insurance so you would get"More bang for your buck" I had too keep a straight face, but we all cracked up after, think about that statement.
Ha Ha
OMG!!!! Remember I have too keep a straight face with this, and I am thinking woah dud, you dont want it all over in one shot!
-One more, had a man come in and said he needed all 30 of his Viagra he was going deer hunting(thats scarry )depending on how you want to view that statement, then he had a coupon for 3 Viagra, so the pharmacist said I had Robin fill 3 of the Viagra with the coupon and fill the rest billed to your insurance so you would get"More bang for your buck" I had too keep a straight face, but we all cracked up after, think about that statement.
Ha Ha
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Indian Princess;716749 wrote: I had a man come in to the pharmacy and get a prescription for Viagra, and he asked me if he drank his Red Bull(energy drink) would it activate the Viagra quicker!
OMG!!!! Remember I have too keep a straight face with this, and I am thinking woah dud, you dont want it all over in one shot!
-One more, had a man come in and said he needed all 30 of his Viagra he was going deer hunting(thats scarry )depending on how you want to view that statement, then he had a coupon for 3 Viagra, so the pharmacist said I had Robin fill 3 of the Viagra with the coupon and fill the rest billed to your insurance so you would get"More bang for your buck" I had too keep a straight face, but we all cracked up after, think about that statement.
Ha Ha
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OMG!!!! Remember I have too keep a straight face with this, and I am thinking woah dud, you dont want it all over in one shot!
-One more, had a man come in and said he needed all 30 of his Viagra he was going deer hunting(thats scarry )depending on how you want to view that statement, then he had a coupon for 3 Viagra, so the pharmacist said I had Robin fill 3 of the Viagra with the coupon and fill the rest billed to your insurance so you would get"More bang for your buck" I had too keep a straight face, but we all cracked up after, think about that statement.
Ha Ha
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If it's only a long weekend out hunting he'll be permanently uncomfortable!
The order makes more sense when you remember that these ageing hunters need to get stiff when they pull the trigger or the experience doesn't remind them of their earlier triumphs out shooting.
The order makes more sense when you remember that these ageing hunters need to get stiff when they pull the trigger or the experience doesn't remind them of their earlier triumphs out shooting.
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When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware. Écrasez l'infâme! When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
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spot;716753 wrote: If it's only a long weekend out hunting he'll be permanently uncomfortable!
The order makes more sense when you remember that these ageing hunters need to get stiff when they pull the trigger or the experience doesn't remind them of their earlier triumphs out shooting.
why is the term "shooting blanks" stuck in my brain at this moment ???:wah:
The order makes more sense when you remember that these ageing hunters need to get stiff when they pull the trigger or the experience doesn't remind them of their earlier triumphs out shooting.
why is the term "shooting blanks" stuck in my brain at this moment ???:wah:
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
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Indian Princess
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You guys are great!!!!
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Taking Viagra Deer hunting? Are you sure he didn't say queer hunting?
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spot;716753 wrote: If it's only a long weekend out hunting he'll be permanently uncomfortable!
The order makes more sense when you remember that these ageing hunters need to get stiff when they pull the trigger or the experience doesn't remind them of their earlier triumphs out shooting.
I never realized hunting was so exciting.....
The order makes more sense when you remember that these ageing hunters need to get stiff when they pull the trigger or the experience doesn't remind them of their earlier triumphs out shooting.
I never realized hunting was so exciting.....
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i don't know how you kept a straight face,
sounds like fantastic fun
i don't know how you kept a straight face,
sounds like fantastic fun
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Too funny.
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