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You might have heard this before but never mind



2 fathers and 2 sons go to play football in the park,

they all scored one goal each, so how many goals were scored
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kinks;712264 wrote: You might have heard this before but never mind



2 fathers and 2 sons go to play football in the park,

they all scored one goal each, so how many goals were scored


2 i say
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How many others were playing?
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3 :)
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Fibonacci;712270 wrote: 3 :)


Correct

For anyone that didn't understand the answer it was

grandfather, father and son that were playing-which makes 2 fathers and 2 sons :)
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kinks;712277 wrote: Correct

For anyone that didn't understand the answer it was

grandfather, father and son that were playing-which makes 2 fathers and 2 sons :)


obviously me:wah:
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minks;712280 wrote: obviously me:wah:


You really are funny minks :wah:, i'm sure you would have got it if you thought about it a little longer ;)
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I looked at the question and decided on 2 3 or 4 which shows how incomplete the question was. I don't think there are any other right answers though.

It reminds me of a rather more complete question which has a tough answer - where can you stand and walk a mile south, a mile east and a mile north and arrive back where you started? I'm still not sure I know the full answer to that one.
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spot;712286 wrote: I looked at the question and decided on 2 3 or 4 which shows how incomplete the question was. I don't think there are any other right answers though.

It reminds me of a rather more complete question which has a tough answer - where can you stand and walk a mile south, a mile east and a mile north and arrive back where you started? I'm still not sure I know the full answer to that one.


I've heard that one before, i'll have to remember what the answer is now
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spot;712286 wrote: I looked at the question and decided on 2 3 or 4 which shows how incomplete the question was. I don't think there are any other right answers though.

It reminds me of a rather more complete question which has a tough answer - where can you stand and walk a mile south, a mile east and a mile north and arrive back where you started? I'm still not sure I know the full answer to that one.


The north pole - whether the geographic or the magnetic depends on your method of measurement.
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Bryn Mawr;712290 wrote: The north pole - whether the geographic or the magnetic depends on your method of measurement.


You'd take your definition of "pole" and stick to it. Okay, you found one, now keep thinking.
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spot;712286 wrote: It reminds me of a rather more complete question which has a tough answer - where can you stand and walk a mile south, a mile east and a mile north and arrive back where you started? I'm still not sure I know the full answer to that one.


Wherever you start from, if your start point also moves a mile east.
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spot;712292 wrote: You'd take your definition of "pole" and stick to it. Okay, you found one, now keep thinking.


stick the pole where???:confused::lips:
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Yeah, exactly there........................



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spot;712292 wrote: You'd take your definition of "pole" and stick to it. Okay, you found one, now keep thinking.


I started reading that and wondered where?

You seriously want another answer?

I'll have to think about it.
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Chookie;712304 wrote: Yeah, exactly there........................



sideways


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Chookie;712296 wrote: Wherever you start from, if your start point also moves a mile east.


Chookie, that's the oddest avatar I've ever seen - is it really two hippos wallow-humping in the moonlight or do I just have a vivid imagination?

The easy way to know where you started is to put your sandwich down on a rock before you leave.
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spot;712309 wrote: Chookie, that's the oddest avatar I've ever seen - is it really two hippos wallow-humping in the moonlight or do I just have a vivid imagination?

The easy way to know where you started is to put your sandwich down on a rock before you leave.


Didn't work for Hansel and Gretel...:-3
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kinks;712277 wrote: Correct

For anyone that didn't understand the answer it was

grandfather, father and son that were playing-which makes 2 fathers and 2 sons :)


Yeah I knew the answer all along .... :o :o :o
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spot;712309 wrote: Chookie, that's the oddest avatar I've ever seen - is it really two hippos wallow-humping in the moonlight or do I just have a vivid imagination?


Haven't a clue - it's one of those which Sin was good enough to provide for us lazy sods in order that the coven can't find us.

spot;712309 wrote: The easy way to know where you started is to put your sandwich down on a rock before you leave.


Spot, I'm ashamed of you - remember, some of us live in Scotland.................. and the seagulls up here are quick.
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Here's one:

A man lays dead in the snow, no footprints lead to or from him, and it has not snowed since he was there. In his backpack is the thing that led to his death. What is in his backpack?
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berkano;714111 wrote: Here's one:



A man lays dead in the snow, no footprints lead to or from him, and it has not snowed since he was there. In his backpack is the thing that led to his death. What is in his backpack?
Unopened parachute.
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Blimey, that was quick!!

Ok, a man in a black car drives along a black road, through a town painted completely black. A black cat walks into the path of the car, but the man manages to swerve in time to avoid the cat. How did he know it was there?
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its day time
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Aah, you guys are too good!

If a peacock lays an egg in your garden, who does the egg belong to?
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it would be a bloody surpise to the male peacock
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berkano;714119 wrote: Aah, you guys are too good!

If a peacock lays an egg in your garden, who does the egg belong to?


A museum as that's the first time ever.



PS. Peacocks are male...................
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Right, I'm spent, anyone else got any while I think of some more?
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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:

The Wife said she was sleeping.

The Cook was cooking breakfast.

The Gardener was picking vegetables.

The Maid was getting the mail.

The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
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Maid - no mail on Sunday
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As I was going to St. Ives,

I met a man with seven wives.

Each wife had seven sacks,

every sack had seven cats, and

every cat had seven kittens.

How many were going to St. Ives.
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1 - you
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
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el guapo;714148 wrote: There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
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A man has to take a knight, princess and theif across a moat to a castle with no bridge. The boat can only fit 2 peole. How can the man take them across?

RULES:

1. The Knight and Theif cant be left. Cause' he will kill the theif.

2. The theif cant be left with the princess. He would rob her.

3. If the theif was killed now with the princess looking, she would not accept that.
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el guapo;714150 wrote: A man has to take a knight, princess and theif across a moat to a castle with no bridge. The boat can only fit 2 peole. How can the man take them across?

RULES:

1. The Knight and Theif cant be left. Cause' he will kill the theif.

2. The theif cant be left with the princess. He would rob her.

3. If the theif was killed now with the princess looking, she would not accept that.


Take the Princess across, go back and collect the Knight, take him over then go back for the thief's body.

You did not say they all had to be alive.
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Bryn Mawr;714155 wrote: Take the Princess across, go back and collect the Knight, job done.


no rule 1
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el guapo;714157 wrote: no rule 1


I agree I forgot to go back for the thief's body - you did say they all had to be brought across but not that they all had to be alive.
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Bryn Mawr;714158 wrote: I agree I forgot to go back for the thief's body - you did say they all had to be brought across but not that they all had to be alive.


ok alive
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el guapo;714160 wrote: ok alive


Then lets do this the long way round.

1) Take the thief across

2) Go back alone

3) Take the princess across

4) Go back with the thief

5) Take the knight across

6) Go back alone

7) Take the thief across

Job done
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Take the theif across first
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;)Bryn Mawr;714166 wrote: Then lets do this the long way round.

1) Take the thief across

2) Go back alone

3) Take the princess across

4) Go back with the thief

5) Take the knight across

6) Go back alone

7) Take the thief across

Job done


ya got it
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I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?
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el guapo;714170 wrote: I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?


Breath/air?
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kinks;714171 wrote: Breath/air?


ya got that one pick a prize
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el guapo;714170 wrote: I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?


A handful of sand / water
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Bryn Mawr;714173 wrote: A handful of sand / water


sorry not quick enough and wrong
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el guapo;714172 wrote: ya got that one pick a prize


mmmmmmm, i'll have to think about this one.......

.......how about a nice box of chocs...:wah:
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kinks;714175 wrote: mmmmmmm, i'll have to think about this one.......

.......how about a nice box of chocs...:wah:


ya prize

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el guapo;714183 wrote: ya prize


Ahhhhh, thanks hun....mmmmmmm....loverly
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