Second opinion = PRICELESS

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:15 am

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. But as he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "What I need is a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see . . . size 44 long." Joe laughed, That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman

asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see . . . size 36." Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you. I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head. "You can't wear a size 34. Size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit = $400

New shirt = $ 36

New underwear = $ 6

Second opinion = PRICELESS

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:29 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl PRICELESS!!

babygirl · Post by **babygirl** » Tue May 31, 2005 11:37 am

rotflmao :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

just what i needed

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Tue May 31, 2005 2:00 pm

Not forgetting........................................The man who left his doctor`s surgery, groping at his crotch, screaming and moving unsteadily along the pavement, wiping his brow and gasping all the time, "O, why did they ask me to have a castration? Why was this castration so necessary?!" Another patient exited, and said, "Hey, are you okay, buddy? I`ve had a vasectomy and I don`t feel that bad!""Ah, " screamed the first bloke, "yeah, vasectomy, that was what I MEANT to ask for!" (brings tears to my eyes just to tell it........)

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Tue May 31, 2005 3:08 pm

More MORE

David813 · Post by **David813** » Tue May 31, 2005 3:20 pm

I don't get it.......

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue May 31, 2005 4:49 pm

Lmao @ flopstock! hehehehehe :wah:

David813 · Post by **David813** » Tue May 31, 2005 4:52 pm

flopstock wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Not any more you wouldn't!!!Hmmm. Well I had testicles as of 5:44pm!! Better Check!:yh_nailbi

Philadelphia Eagle · Post by **Philadelphia Eagle** » Tue May 31, 2005 5:11 pm

Now girls - PLEASE!

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:19 am

Philadelphia Eagle wrote: Now girls - PLEASE!MORE,More Eagle