Small Animal Sneezes

cinamin · Post by **cinamin** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:03 am

A guy at my work said that he tells his wife she "sneezes like a small animal". I thought that was so funny.:wah:

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Lon · Post by **Lon** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:02 pm

There is definitely a difference between men and women in the way they sneeze. Women for some reason or other feel the need to try and stifle a sneeze, like they are ashamed, besides, it can cause brain damage. Men on the other hand, let it all hang out with a roar. Men fart the same way.:wah:

cinamin · Post by **cinamin** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:25 pm

Lon;713562 wrote: There is definitely a difference between men and women in the way they sneeze. Women for some reason or other feel the need to try and stifle a sneeze, like they are ashamed, besides, it can cause brain damage. Men on the other hand, let it all hang out with a roar. Men fart the same way.:wah:
Not true. I have never ever heard my dad burp or fart. And he holds in his sneezes too.

And speaking of farts, I was just having a late lunch or early dinner at an outside cafe in Orange with a friend. She was sitting facing me talking. And a woman walked by her back and let one rip so loud. It was hilarious. I was laughing for like 10 minutes till my stomach hurt. And while we were eating.

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:28 pm

Lon I beleive you have read Mars Vs. Venus

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:41 pm

Lon;713562 wrote: There is definitely a difference between men and women in the way they sneeze. Women for some reason or other feel the need to try and stifle a sneeze, like they are ashamed, besides, it can cause brain damage. Men on the other hand, let it all hang out with a roar. Men fart the same way.:wah:

You've definitely not heard my wife sneeze then :wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:47 am

I contain it because it feels more comfortable and I'm not splattering the air with germs! :p :wah: