made me smile!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:28 am

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck,

and everyone inside dies.

As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to

enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person

one wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.

"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous

too."

Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but

when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts

laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,

laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make'em all ugly again."

NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE BE HAPPY

Blessed are the Cracked, for they are the ones who let in the Light

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:30 am

good one

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:34 am

:wah: i liked that

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:45 am

loved that one :wah::-6

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:47 am

:wah::wah:

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:55 am

funny!:wah:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:00 pm

See, JImbo...how tasteful that was...and funny too!:wah: