Only in America

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:50 am

I just got sent this email from an American friend .....

Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. !

Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:56 am

Only in America does the 'World Series' include only two countries.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:58 am

There is a really good song by Creed called "Only in America"....:guitarist:guitarist

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:29 am

mikeinie;712160 wrote: Only in America does the 'World Series' include only two countries.

What two countries? I thought they just played with themselves

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:38 am

gmc;712248 wrote: What two countries? I thought they just played with themselves

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:24 pm

gmc;712248 wrote: What two countries? I thought they just played with themselves

yep play with their balls.

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:27 pm

minks;712271 wrote: yep play with their balls.

Funny shaped ones?

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:30 pm

Chookie;712297 wrote: Funny shaped ones?

ones with stitches... ouch