Nine words women use

[kinks]

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,

and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing

usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement

often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an

idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing

with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman

can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard

before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say

you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning

this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but

is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's

wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

[Pheasy]

:wah: Good one Kinks,

My usual ones are 5) Loud Sign, 8) What Ever!! (DH finds hiding spot), 9) Don't worry about it, I got it (now he's REALLY scared).

[Lady G]

Hmmmmmmmmmm, I used to think this was bullsh*t until recently when I have used pretty much all of them.

Last night after working 8.5 hours in the office and having gotten up at 6.45am to go to the blasted office, I get home, at 18.30 and find that I have to tidy up the place AGAIN!!!!!!!.

I start this huffing and puffing and harrumfing all over the place and when asked whats wrong I snapped "nothing" at everyone, hoping that they would all realise that they are lazy bastards and see me as a superhuman slave.

My daughter then says: "if its nothing, why are you being sarcastic when you say it"?

Why cant women just say it how it is? I tell you why, coz we are classed as naggers is why and to save everyone getting annoyed at our nagging we begrudgingly do it all ourselves. Known as the vicious circle!

:-5

[Imladris]

I've used nos 1 to 9 :wah::wah:



Also, oh for goodness sake, which covers everything from humour to frustration



and



have I got to do everything in this house? which it must be remembered is purely a rhetorical question and on no account should be answered

[kinks]

I think i use 1,3,4,5,6,7,8 and 9 :wah:......my husband uses 2...which means about 5 hours :-5

[minks]

Oh I LOVE "whatever" ahahahahaha

[YZGI]

Every day my wife uses "Good Morning" which I am absolutely positive actually means "Get your lazy ass out of bed".



I got her figured out..

[minks]

YZGI;710085 wrote: Every day my wife uses "Good Morning" which I am absolutely positive actually means "Get your lazy ass out of bed".



I got her figured out..


you sure you don't mean she gots you figured out ahahahahahaha

[el guapo]

women usually use these 9

stop it

you twat

shut up

leave me alone

pervert

numb nuts

go away

take a walk

and my all time fav ....im calling the police

[KB.]

That is exactly how most of my conversations with these women of mine go. Except I'm using those "words".

!. "It's cool" - That means I'm done talking, don't respond.

2. "What ever" - Means kiss my ass.

3. "I'll handle it" - Means exactly that; don't ask me any more questions about it.

4. "The sideways glance" - Means you are about to either hear something or I am going to look at you in a way that will result in innocent bystanders being hurt.

5. "F it" - Go away and don't come back, ever.

6. "Take care of yourself" - either means just that or if said in the proper tone means "You realize that you just screwed up the best thing to come your way in ages, right?"

[cars]

When I first saw the title of this post, I thought it was going to be more like:



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bast**d :rolleyes::p:wah: