This is a thread to put your halloween jokes in.
What is a vampires favourite type of ship?
A blood vessel.
Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Because her baby was coffin.
what kind of alley does a ghost prefer to haunt?
A dead end.
Why wasn't the vampire working?
He was on his coffin break.
Halloween jokes.
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Tater Tazz
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joesoap
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Halloween jokes.
How do ghosts make love?
They put the willy's up each other :wah:
They put the willy's up each other :wah:
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mikeinie
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Halloween jokes.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
Because he had no body to go with!
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AussiePam
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Halloween jokes.
Coffin break... GUFFAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still like the Addams family joke when Morticia tells the kids to shut up and drink their soup before it clots.
I still like the Addams family joke when Morticia tells the kids to shut up and drink their soup before it clots.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"