The Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the Entrance:
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st floor the sign reads, has women who love sex.
The 2nd floor the sigh reads, has women who love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
The Husband Store!
The Husband Store!
Cars 
The Husband Store!
GUFFAW
Cars !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I was last in New York, just for a dare, I got a job in the second store - some kind of fashion show, was what they said. I only needed to sign their employment contract and then strut my stuff on the fifth floor. Yeah, I know, but I'm blonde. You're quite right when you say nobody ever came there. Me and the other girls finally twigged to how we'd been conned, burnt our bras and emancipated ourselves then brought a class action against the store management.
We were of course all rich before, but now we are zillionaires. What to do with all that money?
Firstly, because we're basically all very nice girls, we bought up the Husband Store, and invited all the guys on floors four and five to join us on one of our tropical islands. They have brought their yachts. Needless to say, they find us all very easy to please!!!!
What more can I say!
except ...
Jeeves - open another bottle of French bubbly, please.. and a little more suntan oil....
Cars !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I was last in New York, just for a dare, I got a job in the second store - some kind of fashion show, was what they said. I only needed to sign their employment contract and then strut my stuff on the fifth floor. Yeah, I know, but I'm blonde. You're quite right when you say nobody ever came there. Me and the other girls finally twigged to how we'd been conned, burnt our bras and emancipated ourselves then brought a class action against the store management.
We were of course all rich before, but now we are zillionaires. What to do with all that money?
Firstly, because we're basically all very nice girls, we bought up the Husband Store, and invited all the guys on floors four and five to join us on one of our tropical islands. They have brought their yachts. Needless to say, they find us all very easy to please!!!!
What more can I say!
except ...
Jeeves - open another bottle of French bubbly, please.. and a little more suntan oil....
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
The Husband Store!
Seems like you always get all the good jobs Pammie!!! 
And just how many zeros are in a Zillion?! :wah: I must say you do get around, & live a very exciting life! I can only imagine how you must have been 20 years ago, you're going like gang busters today!!
And just how many zeros are in a Zillion?! :wah: I must say you do get around, & live a very exciting life! I can only imagine how you must have been 20 years ago, you're going like gang busters today!!Cars
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:yh_rotfl Very good as usual Cars....
I would be happy with the guys on floor #2 at this point in my life, how sad is that??
When I was little, my dad used to tease my mom with asking me if I wanted to "go to the mommy store, to get a new mommy" and when I'd say yes with a big smile, Mom would want to cry....now looking back, should've gone to get a new daddy just for saying something so horrible. My mom is probably one of the sweetest and caring Mom's I've ever known...oops....sorry for going off topic and thank you for visiting the "Wendy's stories store"...........have a nice day!:-6
I would be happy with the guys on floor #2 at this point in my life, how sad is that??
When I was little, my dad used to tease my mom with asking me if I wanted to "go to the mommy store, to get a new mommy" and when I'd say yes with a big smile, Mom would want to cry....now looking back, should've gone to get a new daddy just for saying something so horrible. My mom is probably one of the sweetest and caring Mom's I've ever known...oops....sorry for going off topic and thank you for visiting the "Wendy's stories store"...........have a nice day!:-6
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WonderWendy3;699107 wrote: :yh_rotfl Very good as usual Cars....
I would be happy with the guys on floor #2 at this point in my life, how sad is that??
When I was little, my dad used to tease my mom with asking me if I wanted to "go to the mommy store, to get a new mommy" and when I'd say yes with a big smile, Mom would want to cry....now looking back, should've gone to get a new daddy just for saying something so horrible. My mom is probably one of the sweetest and caring Mom's I've ever known...oops....sorry for going off topic and thank you for visiting the "Wendy's stories store"...........have a nice day!:-6
WW3, there's absolutely nothing wrong with #2 guy, nothing sad about that!
As the saying goes, a good man (or woman) is hard to find, the wrapper is secondary!
I would be happy with the guys on floor #2 at this point in my life, how sad is that??
When I was little, my dad used to tease my mom with asking me if I wanted to "go to the mommy store, to get a new mommy" and when I'd say yes with a big smile, Mom would want to cry....now looking back, should've gone to get a new daddy just for saying something so horrible. My mom is probably one of the sweetest and caring Mom's I've ever known...oops....sorry for going off topic and thank you for visiting the "Wendy's stories store"...........have a nice day!:-6
WW3, there's absolutely nothing wrong with #2 guy, nothing sad about that!
As the saying goes, a good man (or woman) is hard to find, the wrapper is secondary!
Cars
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Twenty years ago, I was only nine, Cars!!! :sneaky: Officially. And at the stage where I spent almost all my day outside the classroom in time out!!
WW - that's a sad joke your Dad played. Probably completely unintentioned, but the memory of it stayed with you - and I think it would have stayed with me too.
I guess we all read the 'Husband Store' story from the perspective of our own life experiences. What hit me first was the fact that "love kids" figured so highly, way before any idea of loving the mother of the children.
It also struck me that some of the dating agency arrangers these days are getting close to Cars's Marital Stores.
WW - that's a sad joke your Dad played. Probably completely unintentioned, but the memory of it stayed with you - and I think it would have stayed with me too.
I guess we all read the 'Husband Store' story from the perspective of our own life experiences. What hit me first was the fact that "love kids" figured so highly, way before any idea of loving the mother of the children.
It also struck me that some of the dating agency arrangers these days are getting close to Cars's Marital Stores.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
The Husband Store!
AussiePam;699431 wrote: Twenty years ago, I was only nine, Cars!!! :sneaky: Officially. And at the stage where I spent almost all my day outside the classroom in time out!!
WW - that's a sad joke your Dad played. Probably completely unintentioned, but the memory of it stayed with you - and I think it would have stayed with me too.
I guess we all read the 'Husband Store' story from the perspective of our own life experiences. What hit me first was the fact that "love kids" figured so highly, way before any idea of loving the mother of the children.
It also struck me that some of the dating agency arrangers these days are getting close to Cars's Marital Stores.
See, I always knew I liked older women, I was only 7 myself!!! :rolleyes:
:sneaky:
WW - that's a sad joke your Dad played. Probably completely unintentioned, but the memory of it stayed with you - and I think it would have stayed with me too.
I guess we all read the 'Husband Store' story from the perspective of our own life experiences. What hit me first was the fact that "love kids" figured so highly, way before any idea of loving the mother of the children.
It also struck me that some of the dating agency arrangers these days are getting close to Cars's Marital Stores.
See, I always knew I liked older women, I was only 7 myself!!! :rolleyes:
:sneaky:Cars