There's a koala up a gum tree smoking a joint. A small goanna lizard sees him and the koala invites him to come up and join him, so there they both sit, in the sun, getting stoned.
After a while the little lizard says, I'm as dry as a dead dingo's dong. I'm heading down to the billabong to get a drink. And down he goes. He's so out of it he falls right splash in the billabong.
A big croc surfaces and says, you look crook, Sport, whatcha been up to?
I was up that gum tree with the koala smoking joints, the goanna replied. This I gotta see, said the croc and he gets outta the billabong and heads for the tree.
Struth, Mate! - says the koala, looking down. How much bloody water did you drink?!!!
(Thanks Okie!)
Koala up a gum tree smoking a joint
Koala up a gum tree smoking a joint
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Koala up a gum tree smoking a joint
AussiePam;696981 wrote: There's a koala up a gum tree smoking a joint. A small goanna lizard sees him and the koala invites him to come up and join him, so there they both sit, in the sun, getting stoned.
After a while the little lizard says, I'm as dry as a dead dingo's dong. I'm heading down to the billabong to get a drink. And down he goes. He's so out of it he falls right splash in the billabong.
A big croc surfaces and says, you look crook, Sport, whatcha been up to?
I was up that gum tree with the koala smoking joints, the goanna replied. This I gotta see, said the croc and he gets outta the billabong and heads for the tree.
Struth, Mate! - says the koala, looking down. How much bloody water did you drink?!!!
(Thanks Okie!)
ahahaha thas a good one:wah:
After a while the little lizard says, I'm as dry as a dead dingo's dong. I'm heading down to the billabong to get a drink. And down he goes. He's so out of it he falls right splash in the billabong.
A big croc surfaces and says, you look crook, Sport, whatcha been up to?
I was up that gum tree with the koala smoking joints, the goanna replied. This I gotta see, said the croc and he gets outta the billabong and heads for the tree.
Struth, Mate! - says the koala, looking down. How much bloody water did you drink?!!!
(Thanks Okie!)
ahahaha thas a good one:wah:
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wordwaymike
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Koala up a gum tree smoking a joint
Hey AussiePam,
I liked this one.
The part about not drinking the "bong water" reminded me of a comment as to the same, sent to me.
A few days ago this was a comment attached to:Repairs to my Groove; and I was a Grovenile delinquent on another writing site.
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Errr Wordwaymike that was really entertaining, but you're not really meant to drink the bong water.
Posted 4 days ago #
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Below is my response to this comment;
Hey penster,
I have heard the same thing. But I have discovered that if you "filter" the Bong water through at least four, (or is it five?) slices of white bread, that you will enter a; "wide eyed" trance-like state.
And while your brain noodle is in this highly discombobulated state, thoughts of the most amazingly un-amazing nature are amazingly even more un-amazing, and yet...they are!
Also, after triple digit journeys to those lands; "betwixt and between, hither and yon", that I was transported to by use of my patented "swill swallowing" approach. (which is based upon what I refer to as the; "gag it down before you gag it up" method of incorporating internally what at first anyone would be positive just wasn't gonna happen.) Which is the only effective way that I have found to get this "high/chai" green tea (as I call it) down the "gullet of my curiousness", and on into the "stomach of my understanding"
The worse effect that I have suffered after so many "Mr. Toad Wild Rides" into and out of the synaptic "No fly zone" of my psyche, is that later each evening that I did so, those four soggy slices of "formally white, now green" bread became just too damn irresistable to my taste-buds to be denied to them!
Oh, you can be sure that I tried. And for a short while I did manage to retain the upper hand. But sooner, rather than later, I had to come face to face with the God awful truth of the matter.
Which was. Those four soggy green tinted slices of bread that were once white, but are no longer even remotely so...
have gone missing.
And...
I was no longer hungry.
wordwaymike
Posted 4 days ago #
I liked this one.
The part about not drinking the "bong water" reminded me of a comment as to the same, sent to me.
A few days ago this was a comment attached to:Repairs to my Groove; and I was a Grovenile delinquent on another writing site.
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Errr Wordwaymike that was really entertaining, but you're not really meant to drink the bong water.
Posted 4 days ago #
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Below is my response to this comment;
Hey penster,
I have heard the same thing. But I have discovered that if you "filter" the Bong water through at least four, (or is it five?) slices of white bread, that you will enter a; "wide eyed" trance-like state.
And while your brain noodle is in this highly discombobulated state, thoughts of the most amazingly un-amazing nature are amazingly even more un-amazing, and yet...they are!
Also, after triple digit journeys to those lands; "betwixt and between, hither and yon", that I was transported to by use of my patented "swill swallowing" approach. (which is based upon what I refer to as the; "gag it down before you gag it up" method of incorporating internally what at first anyone would be positive just wasn't gonna happen.) Which is the only effective way that I have found to get this "high/chai" green tea (as I call it) down the "gullet of my curiousness", and on into the "stomach of my understanding"
The worse effect that I have suffered after so many "Mr. Toad Wild Rides" into and out of the synaptic "No fly zone" of my psyche, is that later each evening that I did so, those four soggy slices of "formally white, now green" bread became just too damn irresistable to my taste-buds to be denied to them!
Oh, you can be sure that I tried. And for a short while I did manage to retain the upper hand. But sooner, rather than later, I had to come face to face with the God awful truth of the matter.
Which was. Those four soggy green tinted slices of bread that were once white, but are no longer even remotely so...
have gone missing.
And...
I was no longer hungry.
wordwaymike
Posted 4 days ago #
Koala up a gum tree smoking a joint
GUFFAW!!!
You're loads worse than me, Mike!!! Which, somehow is a very comforting thought.
You're loads worse than me, Mike!!! Which, somehow is a very comforting thought.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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wordwaymike
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Koala up a gum tree smoking a joint
Hey AussiePam,
Thank you! That is high praise for a man such as I am.
Here is a link to a British political satire site called End Evil dot com.
I posted one of my "political satire" works there, and they were kind enough to create the perfect graphics to go with the story. I hope that you enjoy both.
http://www.endevil.com/theilluminutty.html
wordwaymike
Thank you! That is high praise for a man such as I am.
Here is a link to a British political satire site called End Evil dot com.
I posted one of my "political satire" works there, and they were kind enough to create the perfect graphics to go with the story. I hope that you enjoy both.
http://www.endevil.com/theilluminutty.html
wordwaymike
Koala up a gum tree smoking a joint
Guess I'm not really into this kind of political satire, Mike, but thank you.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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wordwaymike
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Koala up a gum tree smoking a joint
Hey AussiePam,
Not to worry. Nobody hits a home run, writing wise, with everyone. On every at bat.
I'll talk with you later.
wordwaymike
Not to worry. Nobody hits a home run, writing wise, with everyone. On every at bat.
I'll talk with you later.
wordwaymike