a little story about me jimbo and yzgi(joke)

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me jimbo and yzgi were walkin along when a tree fell on us killing us all

we all end up in heaven ,god show us to our new room king size beds all the best things gold taps the works .

god tells us we can do anything we want but dont damage the mushrooms

so that night jimbo get all dressed up and come to get us 2 as he walks out off the door he trips and falls on a mushroom ,

god say he must pay the price for this

jimbo has to sleep with this ugly nasty spoty woman .

after he goes to yzgi,s and find him in bed with another ugly woman

yzgi tells jimbo he broke a mushroom

they both then came to mine only to find me in bed with a super sexy model

they ask god what was going on he said she broke a mushroom
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Ahahahaha taco.... that is funny but nothing against ya eh.
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Hahaha!!!! I love that one! That was funny! Except I think it's you who would break the mushroom, not the other way around. :)
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el guapo;696938 wrote: me jimbo and yzgi were walkin along when a tree fell on us killing us all

we all end up in heaven ,god show us to our new room king size beds all the best things gold taps the works .



god tells us we can do anything we want but dont damage the mushrooms



so that night jimbo get all dressed up and come to get us 2 as he walks out off the door he trips and falls on a mushroom ,

god say he must pay the price for this



jimbo has to sleep with this ugly nasty spoty woman .

after he goes to yzgi,s and find him in bed with another ugly woman



yzgi tells jimbo he broke a mushroom



they both then came to mine only to find me in bed with a super sexy model

they ask god what was going on he said she broke a mushroom




:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflGood one!!!
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YZGI;696952 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflGood one!!!


glad ya like it saw jimbo s hat its cool ,,,,he is chuffed to bits

try to steal it but he stropped me
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el guapo;696956 wrote: glad ya like it saw jimbo s hat its cool ,,,,he is chuffed to bits



try to steal it but he stropped me
Give him a week and he will probably forget where he got it and you will find it on the side of the road.:wah:
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Somebody's been smoking some funny mushrooms.
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YZGI;696958 wrote: Give him a week and he will probably forget where he got it and you will find it on the side of the road.:wah:


well i for one would pick it up
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jimbo;697201 wrote: it sure was good this morning to see my wizey cap taking pride of place all the way from the other side of the us of a





i'd be really sad if i never had a cap like that jess :wah::wah:





oh crap all the mushy types on fg will now send jess loads of stuff coz they feel sorry for him then he will start gloating :-5


sod
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