The Super-Duper Elephant Joke Thread!

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:54 am

Q: Why are elephants big, gray and wrinkly?

A: Because if they were small, white and smooth, they'd be aspirins.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:28 pm

And if I remember right, you're... let's see... three? No FOUR, that's

it, you're four years old...

:D

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:52 pm

valerie;687380 wrote: And if I remember right, you're... let's see... three? No FOUR, that's

it, you're four years old...

:D

Hey! You can't come in here without an elephant joke Valerie! Where is your contribution?

I have a secret (ok not so secret anymore) love for the stupidest of jokes. Elephant jokes are my favorite.

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:35 pm

(:-6 Hi ya Terri)

I'm trying for a more sophisticated kind of joke here!

Who is the most famous female singing elephant?

ELEPHANTS GERALD, OF COURSE!!!:wah:

(:oSORRY!)

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:43 pm

:wah: I like that one, Chocoholic!!

Happy to see you! :yh_hugs

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:06 am

What weighs 5,000 pounds and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelephant.

:-6

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:25 am

:wah:

NO COVER CHARGE FOR THIS LADY!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:29 pm

What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?

Sir.

:D

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:35 pm

What game do elephants like to play the most.......

squash...:wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:51 pm

Ha!!! I haven't heard those before!! :wah:

Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles? A: So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard.

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of custard? A: No, of course not.

Q: Why do elephants live in herds? A: To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

:D

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:08 pm

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't, you get down from a duck.

;)

Kathy Ellen · Post by **Kathy Ellen** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:12 pm

How do you make an elephant float???

2 scoops of icecream and an elephant

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:19 pm

What do you do when an elephant stubs his toe?

Call a toe truck.

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:03 pm

Hey RED, got a new elephant joke for you, heard it today.

What's Grey, pretty and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelephant!!:wah:

tikirob · Post by **tikirob** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:09 pm

Two Elephants go up into the mountains.

One Elephant comes down

A guy asks the Elephant "What happened to the the other Elephant?"

The Elephant replied "he fell off a cliff".

My math teacher in high school loved this joke. Elephants can't talk.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:23 pm

:wah: You guys are great with the jokes!! I hope you keep them coming! I'll rustle up a few more soon!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:53 am

What weighs 4,000 pounds and sings?

Harry Elephante!

:)

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:34 pm

Why do elephants wear sandals?

So that they don't sink into the sand

Why do ostriches stick their heads in the sand?

To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals of course!:wah: