drink too much??

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Wolverine
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drink too much??

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Ten ways to know you had WAY too much to drink

10. The fish in the tank looks like he could use a beer

9. You carry on a conversation with the Pamela Anderson

(or Keith Urban for the ladies)

8. You start quoting old professors, teachers, and you parents

7. You have difficulty manuvering the handi-capped ramp out back

6. You understand the lyrics of the Bob Dylan song playing

5. You brag about the Disney characters youcan take

4. You argue in favor of the "Fake" Lunar landing

3. The bearded woman(greasy trucker) in the back is starting to look really

friggin' cute

2. You have furiously pumped the tap on a keg ,that has been dry for an hour,

for 15 minutes

1.) That fish, back in the tank, is looking awful tasty!


Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view

Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.

john8pies
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Joined: Thu Apr 21, 2005 10:53 am

drink too much??

Post by john8pies »

Hey, that`s great, and nothing about being sick or feeling like death warmed up the following morning, either!
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