Things I have learned in a drought
Things I have learned in a drought
and triple digit temps and even higher heat indexs (indicies? indexes? whatever:wah:)
1. Grass is crispy and crunches like corn flakes when you walk on it.
2. Things really do spontaniously combust
3. Watermelons will explode
4. Going outside is like sucking swamp water through a straw
5. Weeds will flourish when all else dies.
6. Too much heat and too little liquid makes you feel drunk and cold. And not in a good way.
7. There are no mosquitos
8. The few mosquitos that there are will puff into smoke from flapping their little wings. (j/k)
9. Weird little critters will try to get into your house. Critters even the dogs are afraid of.
10. You can sweat so much you don't have to pee
11. How can one body sweat so much??? :-5
12. The inside of a car, after sitting in the sun for eight-ten hours, never cools off.
13. Leather sucks in the summer. Literally, sucks off your skin. OOWWWW!
14. Asphalt gets squishy.
15. Even concrete is too hot to walk on barefooted.
16. You can save on the water heater bill as there is no cold water in the taps. Even the dogs won't drink from the taps.
17. Putting ice blocks in the dogs water outside is futile, it melts before you get back in the house.
18. I'm HOT! But not the way Paris says it
19. You have to sleep with four fans and the air conditioner and no covers.
20. The door handles into the house are slimey.
21. I hate the sun
22. My very soul misses thunderstorms.
23. I don't want to move. . . at all.
24. Alas, Alaska. . . . . . . :yh_drool
1. Grass is crispy and crunches like corn flakes when you walk on it.
2. Things really do spontaniously combust
3. Watermelons will explode
4. Going outside is like sucking swamp water through a straw
5. Weeds will flourish when all else dies.
6. Too much heat and too little liquid makes you feel drunk and cold. And not in a good way.
7. There are no mosquitos
8. The few mosquitos that there are will puff into smoke from flapping their little wings. (j/k)
9. Weird little critters will try to get into your house. Critters even the dogs are afraid of.
10. You can sweat so much you don't have to pee
11. How can one body sweat so much??? :-5
12. The inside of a car, after sitting in the sun for eight-ten hours, never cools off.
13. Leather sucks in the summer. Literally, sucks off your skin. OOWWWW!
14. Asphalt gets squishy.
15. Even concrete is too hot to walk on barefooted.
16. You can save on the water heater bill as there is no cold water in the taps. Even the dogs won't drink from the taps.
17. Putting ice blocks in the dogs water outside is futile, it melts before you get back in the house.
18. I'm HOT! But not the way Paris says it
19. You have to sleep with four fans and the air conditioner and no covers.
20. The door handles into the house are slimey.
21. I hate the sun
22. My very soul misses thunderstorms.
23. I don't want to move. . . at all.
24. Alas, Alaska. . . . . . . :yh_drool
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
Mae West
Mae West
Things I have learned in a drought
You got that right!:yh_rotfl:wah:
It's 99 degrees here today!
:)
It's 99 degrees here today!
:)
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Things I have learned in a drought
Is that all?
Freaking winter you got going on there! :wah:
Freaking winter you got going on there! :wah:
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
Mae West
Mae West
Things I have learned in a drought
911;684859 wrote: Is that all?
Freaking winter you got going on there! :wah:
where are you, on the sun?:-6
really I couldn't tell you how hot it feels out there. I have hardly poked my nose outside for days. nice and cool in here.
Freaking winter you got going on there! :wah:
where are you, on the sun?:-6
really I couldn't tell you how hot it feels out there. I have hardly poked my nose outside for days. nice and cool in here.
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Things I have learned in a drought
FuzzyNavel;684864 wrote: where are you, on the sun?:-6 Sure feels like it
really I couldn't tell you how hot it feels out there. I have hardly poked my nose outside for days. nice and cool in here. I went out for five minutes and my little toes melted right off my feet. It was gross! :wah:
really I couldn't tell you how hot it feels out there. I have hardly poked my nose outside for days. nice and cool in here. I went out for five minutes and my little toes melted right off my feet. It was gross! :wah:
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
Mae West
Mae West
Things I have learned in a drought
911;684867 wrote: I went out for five minutes and my little toes melted right off my feet. It was gross! :wah:
Don't sit down out there then. I would hate to see you lose your ass.
Don't sit down out there then. I would hate to see you lose your ass.
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Things I have learned in a drought
All week its been gloomy and cool here, raining on and off. I've had to borrow a family members car that doesn't have A/C and it didn't bother me until TODAY, it's like 100 degrees out there....armpits just a drippin'.....
:-6:-6
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Things I have learned in a drought
YZGI;684870 wrote: Don't sit down out there then. I would hate to see you lose your ass.
Sorry about your toes! But I have to agree with YZGI! :wah:
Sorry about your toes! But I have to agree with YZGI! :wah:
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Things I have learned in a drought
Oh 911 that sounds he11ish we had our entire July just like that. Bloody awful if you ask me and yes I prayed for snow. And in these parts of the world central air conditioning in homes is only for the rich. Us poor folk only have fans.
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
― Mae West
― Mae West
Things I have learned in a drought
YZGI;684870 wrote: Don't sit down out there then. I would hate to see you lose your ass.
:-5 Why didn't I think about that??? I could stand to lose a little ass:wah:
:-5 Why didn't I think about that??? I could stand to lose a little ass:wah:
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
Mae West
Mae West
Things I have learned in a drought
It has been over 100 degrees here for the last three weeks to a month, thats every day. It also hasn't rained since probably early June.
Life ain't linear.
Things I have learned in a drought
almostfamous;685791 wrote: I heard the Baptists are turning the wine back into water..
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
Mae West
Mae West
Things I have learned in a drought
KB.;685148 wrote: It has been over 100 degrees here for the last three weeks to a month, thats every day. It also hasn't rained since probably early June.
Here, too.
But this week it's only supposed to be in the high nineties with the heat index just barely in the 100's. Ah, I feel a touch of Fall in the air. :wah:
My four seasons are Hot, Hotter, Hottest and a touch coolish.
Here, too.
But this week it's only supposed to be in the high nineties with the heat index just barely in the 100's. Ah, I feel a touch of Fall in the air. :wah:
My four seasons are Hot, Hotter, Hottest and a touch coolish.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
Mae West
Mae West
Things I have learned in a drought
magenta flame;685994 wrote: welcome to mine and Ali''s and pams world:wah:
There's a reason Scarlett O'Hara was such a bitch.
Too many clothes and not enough slaves in the world to fan anyone enough to cool off. The only reason she drank mint julips was so she could get drunk enough not to care that she didn't bathe and stunk like a skunk
There's a reason Scarlett O'Hara was such a bitch.
Too many clothes and not enough slaves in the world to fan anyone enough to cool off. The only reason she drank mint julips was so she could get drunk enough not to care that she didn't bathe and stunk like a skunk
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
Mae West
Mae West
Things I have learned in a drought
I live in US southwest and it's so hot! I want Fall without the problems associated with the change. My body gets all out of whack when the seasons change. Sounds like your temps are average for the time of year? Mine are. Hey, I appreciate your signature
Erin
Erin