The Innuendo Thread

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon May 14, 2007 12:03 pm

Pinky;612799 wrote: I prefer getting my face round a big ole lollipop!:D

Sucker!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon May 14, 2007 12:05 pm

I miss my stalker...he hasn't been coming 'round lately.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Mon May 14, 2007 12:20 pm

Pinky;612809 wrote: It can really take you by surprise when you've just got your lips around it and it spurts all over the place!:wah:

I'm killing myself laughing here!!!

You should not bite so hard ,

Wendy I am still here and watching

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon May 14, 2007 12:22 pm

Uncle Fester;612812 wrote: You should not bite so hard ,

Wendy I am still here and watching

Whew, I was worried for a minute there....but just a minute....was getting all hot and bothered watching Pinky eat her 6 inch sub.

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Mon May 14, 2007 2:11 pm

Pinky;612829 wrote: I was only talking about giving it a squeeze!:D

Pinks!....I've got a couple of Orbs to show you!...........What?

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:01 pm

Pinky;612938 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Are they nice and full?

Oh Yeah!........

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:33 pm

Pinky;612949 wrote: Hehe!!! I've had a right old scream with this thread!:wah:

So you're a screamer then, Pink? :sneaky:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:39 pm

Pinky;612967 wrote: I do keep earplugs in...you never know!:D

Yeah, just a little bit!

:wah: I know of two people that moan, fine, no probs, it's just a little off putting when the dog joins in too! :-2

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:46 pm

Pinky;612974 wrote: The dog does WHAT?!

BARF!!!

(the dog joins in with the moaning - nothing else lol)

Yep lovely huh, I'd have to kick the dog out the room!

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:49 pm

Betty Boop;612972 wrote: :wah: I know of two people that moan, fine, no probs, it's just a little off putting when the dog joins in too! :-2

It wouldn't bother me unless it said "sausages".....

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:51 pm

dubs;612983 wrote: It wouldn't bother me unless it said "sausages".....

:yh_rotfl

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:56 pm

Betty Boop;612986 wrote: :yh_rotfl

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:13 pm

I'm moving this up for KB.

I think we're going to have our work cut out for us now. :wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:18 pm

dubs;612990 wrote:

That was TOO funny!!:wah:

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:21 am

WonderWendy3;662418 wrote: That was TOO funny!!:wah:

Ester Ransen has that affect on lots of people :wah::wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:07 pm

almostfamous;679046 wrote: I'm bumping this for Jim:p

Bring it on brotha!:wah:

Or can you

what ...who ...when .... for pete's sake AF now i will have to read the whole thread to see what your on about :-5

i hate doing that :-5

talkingamoeba · Post by **talkingamoeba** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:19 pm

almostfamous;679046 wrote: I'm bumping this for Jim:p

Bring it on brotha!:wah:

Or can you:sneaky:

I can bring IT, but the real question, as I see it, is can you take IT?:-3

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:20 pm

talkingamoeba;679055 wrote: I can bring IT, but the real question, as I see it, is can you take IT?:-3

THATS A RELIEF I THOUGHT SHE MEANT ME :wah::wah::wah:

talkingamoeba · Post by **talkingamoeba** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:26 pm

Sorry Jimbo, I was the one slapped longingly by AFs soft lace gauntlet,but based on what YZGI told my sheep, You are needed there.:wah::D

talkingamoeba · Post by **talkingamoeba** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:16 pm

long in thee, did you say? what do you mean by that? I'm just not gettin it:-3

talkingamoeba · Post by **talkingamoeba** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:32 pm

nothing new there, as I can be hard to take.

talkingamoeba · Post by **talkingamoeba** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:39 pm

You can take it any way you want it, just don't give it back in the same condition you got it:o

talkingamoeba · Post by **talkingamoeba** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:47 pm

I don't think there is anything wrong with your back:sneaky:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:36 pm

almostfamous;679539 wrote: I'm cummin up dry here

i suck at innuendo :wah: I bumped this hoping someone else would chime in! Dammit where are all the horny women at????

I hear that's not all you suck at, AF. :p

I didn't know if this was open mike night or if it was the two for one special.

:wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:38 pm

almostfamous;679583 wrote: Oooooo Crash and burn :wah:

Oh you know that guy too? We're talking rocket fuel. :sneaky:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:17 am

RedGlitter;679591 wrote: Oh you know that guy too? We're talking rocket fuel. :sneaky:

ya need some rocket fuel red

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:24 am

God, I could do with a good shag tonight,

Oh wait,

This is an Innuendo thread,

Damn.

What I meant to say was,

:wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:27 am

Galbally;679752 wrote: God, I could do with a good shag tonight,

Oh wait,

This is an Innuendo thread,

Damn.

What I meant to say was,

:wah:

irish charmer ment ... would any young fg lady like to see his prize winning loooove cummmber

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:24 am

el guapo;679753 wrote: irish charmer ment ... would any young fg lady like to see his prize winning loooove cummmber

:yh_rotfl

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:30 am

el guapo;679753 wrote: irish charmer ment ... would any young fg lady like to see his prize winning loooove cummmber

Yeah, but Irish charm doesn't work on Irish women, as they are well used to us. My cucumber is going to remain in the greenhouse. :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:32 am

almostfamous;679906 wrote: No no no noOOO! wait! CUM back dammit!!

:-4:wah:

Thats good AF butt we need to expand the innuendo beyond the C word, lets play around first before the cuCUMber goes into the sandwich, isn't that the way girls prefer their salad? :sneaky:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:13 pm

Galbally;679919 wrote: Thats good AF butt we need to expand the innuendo beyond the C word, lets play around first before the cuCUMber goes into the sandwich, isn't that the way girls prefer their salad? :sneaky:

do ya toss ya salad galbally

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:50 pm

el guapo;679972 wrote: do ya toss ya salad galbally

Well, yes when salad is on the menu. But I can also put the hot dogs into the buns at the barbeque when its a social occasion. (god this is weak) :wah:

talkingamoeba · Post by **talkingamoeba** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:46 pm

When I put my hot dog in the buns one squirt will never do:-3

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 1:34 pm

talkingamoeba;680229 wrote: When I put my hot dog in the buns one squirt will never do:-3

hot chilli sauce is best.......... o no that burns

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:57 pm

Pinky;680200 wrote: :wah

Along with a squirt of mayonnaise?

Yes, but no tomato juice. (urrrhhhggg!

) :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:57 pm

talkingamoeba;680229 wrote: When I put my hot dog in the buns one squirt will never do:-3

See it all depends on gender. :p

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:58 pm

el guapo;683288 wrote: hot chilli sauce is best.......... o no that burns

Look lad, love hurts, thats just the way it is. :wah: