Choosing A Wife
[LEFT] A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was
impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.Men are like that,
you know.There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on
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Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Choosing a wife can be very tricky!
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Choosing a wife can be very tricky!
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Choosing a wife can be very tricky!
:wah: I love that! :wah:
Choosing a wife can be very tricky!
Grin. Ah, Cars... you are a gentle soul!!!
These three ladies just stood there meekly in line, smiling sweetly, and hoping the bloke would marry them and they'd both live happily ever after. Dream on, fellas!!!
The second lady is the biggest dill of the three in this scenario - ending up with zilch.
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What really happened is the first one spent the money on making herself look great, then went off and had loads of fun with loads of drop dead gorgeous rich guys - no commitment. But of course being an ethical lady, she sent a few diamonds back to the first bloke, in thanks for funding her up front... pun intended.
The second lady went shopping.. need one say more. Nobody ever saw her again.. but there are rumours she decked herself out in some power clothes and stood as a senator in some eastern US state. I think I heard she sent the bloke a receipt for his "party donation".
The third lady of course made a killing on Wall Street and now owns banks, multinational companies and the house the bloke shares with some bimbo he found with big boobs. She discounted the interest rate on his repayment by a smidgeon, out of finer feelings.
These three ladies just stood there meekly in line, smiling sweetly, and hoping the bloke would marry them and they'd both live happily ever after. Dream on, fellas!!!
The second lady is the biggest dill of the three in this scenario - ending up with zilch.
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What really happened is the first one spent the money on making herself look great, then went off and had loads of fun with loads of drop dead gorgeous rich guys - no commitment. But of course being an ethical lady, she sent a few diamonds back to the first bloke, in thanks for funding her up front... pun intended.
The second lady went shopping.. need one say more. Nobody ever saw her again.. but there are rumours she decked herself out in some power clothes and stood as a senator in some eastern US state. I think I heard she sent the bloke a receipt for his "party donation".
The third lady of course made a killing on Wall Street and now owns banks, multinational companies and the house the bloke shares with some bimbo he found with big boobs. She discounted the interest rate on his repayment by a smidgeon, out of finer feelings.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
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Choosing a wife can be very tricky!
I think when you order a wife..............you may get something special.........you may also get CRAP.
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Choosing a wife can be very tricky!
nvalleyvee;677200 wrote: I think when you order a wife..............you may get something special.........you may also get CRAP.
Yeh, I think Ebay sucks too. :yh_frustr
Yeh, I think Ebay sucks too. :yh_frustr