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Okay which of you Brits lost your toy?:wah:







http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070808/od_ ... o_odd_dc_2
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YZGI;676251 wrote: Okay which of you Brits lost your toy?:wah:







http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070808/od_ ... o_odd_dc_2


thats not a toy its a life size jimbo
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el guapo;676252 wrote: thats not a toy its a life size jimbo
Well at least we know he can swim now.:wah:
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I was wondering what kind of toy you were talking about?? :o
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sunny104;676257 wrote: I was wondering what kind of toy you were talking about?? :o
Look under the mattress. I think you will find it.:wah:
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YZGI;676259 wrote: Look under the mattress. I think you will find it.:wah:


I don't have a toy. :-1
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sunny104;676261 wrote: I don't have a toy. :-1


every girl should have a toy!
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I've NEVER had a toy....well not the type that is being implied in this thread...
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but don't you worry about someone finding it?? :o

I know that would happen to me! "mommy, what's this thing??" :eek:

:D :wah:
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sunny104;676388 wrote: but don't you worry about someone finding it?? :o



I know that would happen to me! "mommy, what's this thing??" :eek:



:D :wah:
You just tell them it's the let daddy rest tool.
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YZGI;676400 wrote: You just tell them it's the let daddy rest tool.


:wah: :wah:
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YZGI;676400 wrote: You just tell them it's the let daddy rest tool.








call it the buzz lightyear









a substitute for woody

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:wah:

i wondered were that had gone :D
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Originally Posted by sunny104

but don't you worry about someone finding it??

No one would spot a bright pink rabbit :D
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almostfamous;676379 wrote: the purple people eater :lips:


oh you hootch!!!

leave purple monster's name out of it. everyone was always so scared of it. it just wanted to be loved :-1
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'[love wrote: light;676509']oh you hootch!!!



leave purple monster's name out of it. everyone was always so scared of it. it just wanted to be loved :-1
I bet it gets plenty of lovin.:D
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YZGI;676515 wrote: I bet it gets plenty of lovin.:D




i bet its got its own power supply batteries wont do it alone :thinking:
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almostfamous;676641 wrote: :wah::wah:




i bet she has a red flashing light and she also knows all the local epileptic dwarfs in case of a power cut :D:lips:
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Midgets aren't as fun. Trust me, I know ;):lips:
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magenta flame;676740 wrote: I don't use a toy as depicted in this thread ..NO REAL MAN should be replaced by a toy just because of a sexual whim ..you wanna come home and see your husband with a replacement?




a replacement husband or a replacement toy :confused::sneaky:
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magenta flame;676740 wrote: I don't use a toy as depicted in this thread ..NO REAL MAN should be replaced by a toy just because of a sexual whim ..you wanna come home and see your husband with a replacement?


its not a replacement at all, actually. with a sense of adventure & a little open mind, it adds fun for everyone.

in my opinion, a "real" man would never be threatened by a plastic toy.
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Pinky;676765 wrote: You found it? Brilliant, where was it? Did it still have the batteries in? Oh...you were talking about the lego man.:-3



Oh damn, I should have read the thread first, it's been done, hehehe!




is he epileptic :wah::wah:
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:wah:Pinky;676770 wrote: Only in fits and starts! :lips:








:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl brilliant pinks
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'[love wrote: light;676732']Midgets aren't as fun. Trust me, I know ;):lips:




is everything smaller??:lips: :wah:
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sunny104;676778 wrote: is everything smaller??:lips: :wah:


um, no.

What had happen' wuzzzzzz....

Can I just say the words:

Drunken experimental phase?

kthnx
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'[love wrote: light;676792']um, no.



What had happen' wuzzzzzz....



Can I just say the words:



Drunken experimental phase?



kthnx
All I want to know is did he jump up and down on the bed when it was over?:D
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'[love wrote: light;676792']um, no.

What had happen' wuzzzzzz....

Can I just say the words:

Drunken experimental phase?

kthnx


ok, cool. :o :D
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YZGI;676795 wrote: All I want to know is did he jump up and down on the bed when it was over?:D


YZGI!

keep your fantasies to yourself! :D :wah:
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sunny104;676797 wrote: YZGI!



keep your fantasies to yourself! :D :wah:
Do you think she was singing oompa loompa diddly do during?:wah:
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YZGI;676800 wrote: Do you think she was singing oompa loompa diddly do during?:wah:


:wah:

I'm still trying to figure out the logistics of being with someone that was a lot smaller than you....:lips:

I'm really tall, that would never work, not that I'd be tempted.....:D
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I seriously can't believe I even divulged that information to you lovely folks. Its a well kept secret that only my dearest friends get to tease me about... often.



:wah:
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'[love wrote: light;676901']I seriously can't believe I even divulged that information to you lovely folks. Its a well kept secret that only my dearest friends get to tease me about... often.





:wah:




every one has short comings LL

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we share everything with each other! :D
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'[love wrote: light;676901']I seriously can't believe I even divulged that information to you lovely folks. Its a well kept secret that only my dearest friends get to tease me about... often.





:wah:
I think it was very courageous of you to make a vertically challenged man happy.... wait or was he dopey....coulda been grumpy but probably not by the time you were done with him.:wah:
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YZGI;676908 wrote: I think it was very courageous of you to make a vertically challenged man happy.... wait or was he dopey....coulda been grumpy but probably not by the time you were done with him.:wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
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'[love wrote: light;676901']I seriously can't believe I even divulged that information to you lovely folks. Its a well kept secret that only my dearest friends get to tease me about... often.



:wah:


just for you

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YZGI;676908 wrote: I think it was very courageous of you to make a vertically challenged man happy.... wait or was he dopey....coulda been grumpy but probably not by the time you were done with him.:wah:


thank you, every one deserve a pity fck. I'm glad you can recognize a good deed from a generous heart. I should be nominated into saint hood.

St. Laura..... has a good ring to it, donchya think?
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'[love wrote: light;676919']thank you, every one deserve a pity fck. I'm glad you can recognize a good deed from a generous heart. I should be nominated into saint hood.



St. Laura..... has a good ring to it, donchya think?
Do they make saints of women with the Snow White syndrome?



Now





Heih Hoooo Heigh ho its off to work I go........:cool:
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YZGI;676924 wrote: Do they make saints of women with the Snow White syndrome?



Now





Heih Hoooo Heigh ho its off to work I go........:cool:


:yh_bye

talk to da hand cause the face don't understand
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'[love wrote: light;676929']:yh_bye



talk to da hand cause the face don't understand
You do know I was joking. right. I never intend to offend it just happens.:):-6
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YZGI;676932 wrote: You do know I was joking. right. I never intend to offend it just happens.:):-6




short tempered to :D
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YZGI;676932 wrote: You do know I was joking. right. I never intend to offend it just happens.:):-6


pshhhh. please. you know i luuuuuuuuv it.
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almostfamous;676931 wrote: i didn't know you had sex with a little person


oh yes you did. i think it was told at the first slumber party last summer. soooooooo, its possible that you didnt remember, considering the amount of.... um.... fun we were having :D
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'[love wrote: light;676935']pshhhh. please. you know i luuuuuuuuv it.
I was afraid I was being Dopey and didn't want to make you Grumpy.
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YZGI;676941 wrote: I was afraid I was being Dopey and didn't want to make you Grumpy.


me??? grumpy??? nooooooo. never.

its all sunshine & daisies in my world :thinking:
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