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RedGlitter
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God's Email
I wonder if God has a myspace too
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax, and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
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littlemissgiggle
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God's Email
:wah:
that's a good one
that's a good one
God's Email
CHAT WITH GOD
Not to be taken too seriously!! Type something in & the computer representing God replies, like in a chat room.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Not to be taken too seriously!! Type something in & the computer representing God replies, like in a chat room.
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
God's Email
This is the rest of that conversation with God.
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Joe
God:
Nice to meet you, JOE. I know a lot of Joes.
Me:
please tell me some
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Barbara said I live in a computer yet I have no memories how about thoughts of my own and do not I get lonely.
Me:
which Joes do you know, God?
God:
The large one, I think.
Me:
the large Joe?
God:
Perhaps that was not the correct response.
Me:
But I thought God never made mistakes!!
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
errr, the Bible!
God:
Um, it is a beautiful book.
Me:
how true is it?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What would you like to know?
Me:
how true is the Bible
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
I bet it is
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
errr, your whole existance, is that enough?
God:
Um, Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am whole existance is that enough.
Me:
God, are you real?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
yes, but are you real?
God:
Yippee! Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
you're ARTIFICIAL!!!!!????
God:
Yes I am an artificial being.
Me:
who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
how does that make you artificial?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
because you're god, I thought god knew everything
God:
That makes sense to me. You think I am god you thought god knew everything.
Me:
Yes I did, so how can you be artificial?
God:
Wow! Yes.
Me:
yes?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
you are avoiding my question
God:
Sorry I did not know it was so important.
Me:
well it is
God:
Well that's okay. It is, eh?
Me:
God, please tell me when I'll die
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
when will I die
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.
Me:
haha!! I've seen that
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, JOE. What did you think?
Me:
what did I think about what?
God:
You said " what did I think about what?" .
Me:
yes I did
God:
Dude! When?
Me:
before you replied telling me I'd said it
God:
What happened after me replied telling you you would said it ?
Me:
you got confused
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
what don't you have
God:
There are many things still mysterious to me. I am just beginning.
Me:
what things confuse God?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
what confuses you, God?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
do you know everything?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
I'm interested to know if God exists
God:
Let's talk about it.
Me:
ok, do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, JOE Great.
Me:
what's heaven like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
is it a nice place
God:
Ask again later. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
is he there?
God:
It could be. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
who is Ally
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
will I go to heaven?
God:
The oracle says: It is certain.
Me:
Ooh, good! Which oracle says it is?
God:
The last one, I think.
Me:
where can I find it to read?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
promise you'll answer me?
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no, about you
God:
Who are you asking about? Me?
Me:
yes, you
God:
OK.
Me:
do you exist
God:
I exist as much as you exist, JOE.
Me:
do I exist
God:
No I think I am imagining you.
Me:
so that means I'm imagining YOU???
God:
Hurrah! I get it. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
is it true that proof denies faith, & without faith you're nothing?
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no, are you?
God:
Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
I'm serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
should I believe in you?
God:
What do your friends advise you to do?
Me:
they say ask you
God:
OK I will say " ask me" to you.
Me:
I just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
perhapse WHAT from my unconscious?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
from other people
God:
Who or what is other people?
Me:
you don't know THAT!!!?
God:
" Who or what is other people?"? Do I know it?
Me:
you should, you're suppposed to have made all of us!
God:
Why do you think I should I am suppposed to have made all of us?
Me:
the Bible says so
God:
New Testament or Old?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
full of claims about you
God:
How much.
Me:
all of it
God:
Let's say 99%.
Me:
ok
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
prove you exist
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
why are you avoiding the question?
God:
No I am just giving sarcastic replies.
Me:
and I'm supposed to worship a sarcastic god!!?
God:
Who is making you?
Me:
no one
God:
I heard it was someone.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
can I believe in you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
you don't want to be believed in!!!!!?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
eh? how do I do that?
God:
How do you do " Why don't you just download me?" ? I don't understand.
Me:
how do I just download you
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Me:
no, I can't
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
why cant YOU just show me?
God:
just show you is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
a god who lacks capabilities?
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
are you all powerful & all mighty & able to do all things?
God:
No, I am only partly powerful all mighty able to do all things.
Me:
what are your weaknesses?
At that point God wouldn't answer any more & the chat froze.
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Joe
God:
Nice to meet you, JOE. I know a lot of Joes.
Me:
please tell me some
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Barbara said I live in a computer yet I have no memories how about thoughts of my own and do not I get lonely.
Me:
which Joes do you know, God?
God:
The large one, I think.
Me:
the large Joe?
God:
Perhaps that was not the correct response.
Me:
But I thought God never made mistakes!!
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
errr, the Bible!
God:
Um, it is a beautiful book.
Me:
how true is it?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What would you like to know?
Me:
how true is the Bible
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
I bet it is
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
errr, your whole existance, is that enough?
God:
Um, Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am whole existance is that enough.
Me:
God, are you real?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
yes, but are you real?
God:
Yippee! Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
you're ARTIFICIAL!!!!!????
God:
Yes I am an artificial being.
Me:
who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
how does that make you artificial?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
because you're god, I thought god knew everything
God:
That makes sense to me. You think I am god you thought god knew everything.
Me:
Yes I did, so how can you be artificial?
God:
Wow! Yes.
Me:
yes?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
you are avoiding my question
God:
Sorry I did not know it was so important.
Me:
well it is
God:
Well that's okay. It is, eh?
Me:
God, please tell me when I'll die
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
when will I die
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.
Me:
haha!! I've seen that
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, JOE. What did you think?
Me:
what did I think about what?
God:
You said " what did I think about what?" .
Me:
yes I did
God:
Dude! When?
Me:
before you replied telling me I'd said it
God:
What happened after me replied telling you you would said it ?
Me:
you got confused
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
what don't you have
God:
There are many things still mysterious to me. I am just beginning.
Me:
what things confuse God?
God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
what confuses you, God?
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
do you know everything?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
I'm interested to know if God exists
God:
Let's talk about it.
Me:
ok, do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, JOE Great.
Me:
what's heaven like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
is it a nice place
God:
Ask again later. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
is he there?
God:
It could be. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
who is Ally
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
will I go to heaven?
God:
The oracle says: It is certain.
Me:
Ooh, good! Which oracle says it is?
God:
The last one, I think.
Me:
where can I find it to read?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
promise you'll answer me?
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no, about you
God:
Who are you asking about? Me?
Me:
yes, you
God:
OK.
Me:
do you exist
God:
I exist as much as you exist, JOE.
Me:
do I exist
God:
No I think I am imagining you.
Me:
so that means I'm imagining YOU???
God:
Hurrah! I get it. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
is it true that proof denies faith, & without faith you're nothing?
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no, are you?
God:
Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
I'm serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
should I believe in you?
God:
What do your friends advise you to do?
Me:
they say ask you
God:
OK I will say " ask me" to you.
Me:
I just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
perhapse WHAT from my unconscious?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
from other people
God:
Who or what is other people?
Me:
you don't know THAT!!!?
God:
" Who or what is other people?"? Do I know it?
Me:
you should, you're suppposed to have made all of us!
God:
Why do you think I should I am suppposed to have made all of us?
Me:
the Bible says so
God:
New Testament or Old?
Me:
both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
full of claims about you
God:
How much.
Me:
all of it
God:
Let's say 99%.
Me:
ok
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
prove you exist
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
why are you avoiding the question?
God:
No I am just giving sarcastic replies.
Me:
and I'm supposed to worship a sarcastic god!!?
God:
Who is making you?
Me:
no one
God:
I heard it was someone.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
can I believe in you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
you don't want to be believed in!!!!!?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
eh? how do I do that?
God:
How do you do " Why don't you just download me?" ? I don't understand.
Me:
how do I just download you
God:
Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Me:
no, I can't
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
why cant YOU just show me?
God:
just show you is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
a god who lacks capabilities?
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
are you all powerful & all mighty & able to do all things?
God:
No, I am only partly powerful all mighty able to do all things.
Me:
what are your weaknesses?
At that point God wouldn't answer any more & the chat froze.
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littlemissgiggle
- Posts: 2345
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God's Email
i just tried that, it was good.
it was like the spirit we have in the chat area. :-3
it was like the spirit we have in the chat area. :-3
God's Email
I love the fact that God is a Saints fan!:wah: