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(seriously that's what it was named when I saved it to file)

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spot
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Is there such a person as a lunatic atheist? That cuts down the addressee list to minimal numbers. Those that have lawyers must be vanishingly fewer still.

He was a Roman Catholic missionary in Japan before World War 2 started and interned as a spy. He must have been in his nineties when he had that sign erected. He's mostly known and honoured as an expert on the Monongah Mining disaster.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.

When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
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We need to reconfigure this sign to its essential truth.

Anti-God is Anti-American

Anti-American is Treason

Traitors lead to Civil War

It's so full of negatives.

Let's reverse to antonyms throughout:

God is American

American is Patriotic

Patriotism leads to Unity

Cancel a redundancy

God is an American Patriot

Patriotism leads to Unity

and the final redundancy

God is a Unifying American Patriot

Finally substitute an identity, and we arrive at two alternate truths -

for domestic consumption: God is Uncle Sam

for foreign markets: Uncle Sam is God
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.

When you design tactics to maximise suffering on civilian populations and your only constraint is operational rather than moral, you've told the world who you are.
RedGlitter
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spot;670081 wrote: We need to reconfigure this sign to its essential truth.

Anti-God is Anti-American

Anti-American is Treason

Traitors lead to Civil War

It's so full of negatives.

Let's reverse to antonyms throughout:

God is American

American is Patriotic

Patriotism leads to Unity

Cancel a redundancy

God is an American Patriot

Patriotism leads to Unity

and the final redundancy

God is a Unifying American Patriot

Finally substitute an identity, and we arrive at two alternate truths -

for domestic consumption: God is Uncle Sam

for foreign markets: Uncle Sam is God


That was excellent, Spotster!! I didn't see that one coming. :wah:
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:yh_pray Our Uncle, Who Art in DC ... :yh_pray
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Post by Carl44 »

spot;670081 wrote: We need to reconfigure this sign to its essential truth.



Anti-God is Anti-American

Anti-American is Treason

Traitors lead to Civil War



It's so full of negatives.



Let's reverse to antonyms throughout:



God is American

American is Patriotic

Patriotism leads to Unity



Cancel a redundancy



God is an American Patriot

Patriotism leads to Unity



and the final redundancy



God is a Unifying American Patriot



Finally substitute an identity, and we arrive at two alternate truths -



for domestic consumption: God is Uncle Sam



for foreign markets: Uncle Sam is God




genius spot just genius
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