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(seriously that's what it was named when I saved it to file)

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Is there such a person as a lunatic atheist? That cuts down the addressee list to minimal numbers. Those that have lawyers must be vanishingly fewer still.

He was a Roman Catholic missionary in Japan before World War 2 started and interned as a spy. He must have been in his nineties when he had that sign erected. He's mostly known and honoured as an expert on the Monongah Mining disaster.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
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We need to reconfigure this sign to its essential truth.

Anti-God is Anti-American

Anti-American is Treason

Traitors lead to Civil War

It's so full of negatives.

Let's reverse to antonyms throughout:

God is American

American is Patriotic

Patriotism leads to Unity

Cancel a redundancy

God is an American Patriot

Patriotism leads to Unity

and the final redundancy

God is a Unifying American Patriot

Finally substitute an identity, and we arrive at two alternate truths -

for domestic consumption: God is Uncle Sam

for foreign markets: Uncle Sam is God
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
Who has a spare two minutes to play in this month's FG Trivia game! ... My other OS is Slackware.
RedGlitter
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spot;670081 wrote: We need to reconfigure this sign to its essential truth.

Anti-God is Anti-American

Anti-American is Treason

Traitors lead to Civil War

It's so full of negatives.

Let's reverse to antonyms throughout:

God is American

American is Patriotic

Patriotism leads to Unity

Cancel a redundancy

God is an American Patriot

Patriotism leads to Unity

and the final redundancy

God is a Unifying American Patriot

Finally substitute an identity, and we arrive at two alternate truths -

for domestic consumption: God is Uncle Sam

for foreign markets: Uncle Sam is God


That was excellent, Spotster!! I didn't see that one coming. :wah:
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:yh_pray Our Uncle, Who Art in DC ... :yh_pray
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Post by Carl44 »

spot;670081 wrote: We need to reconfigure this sign to its essential truth.



Anti-God is Anti-American

Anti-American is Treason

Traitors lead to Civil War



It's so full of negatives.



Let's reverse to antonyms throughout:



God is American

American is Patriotic

Patriotism leads to Unity



Cancel a redundancy



God is an American Patriot

Patriotism leads to Unity



and the final redundancy



God is a Unifying American Patriot



Finally substitute an identity, and we arrive at two alternate truths -



for domestic consumption: God is Uncle Sam



for foreign markets: Uncle Sam is God




genius spot just genius
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