Whores....

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:23 pm

What different types of whores are there,

you've got your Post whores, Attention Whores, and just good 'ole fashioned whores....

So, my question is...what qualifies a person as such a label??

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:33 pm

almostfamous;666438 wrote: AHHHH hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

what about these whores.. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net ... =cam_whore

no names, jimbo.

:eek::wah::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

That was GREAT!!!---too funny!!

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:19 pm

WonderWendy3;666436 wrote: What different types of whores are there,

you've got your Post whores, Attention Whores, and just good 'ole fashioned whores....

So, my question is...what qualifies a person as such a label??

Well, first of all their are Whores and their are Ho's. A Ho is not just an ordinary whore, but a whore of the first magnitude. It's all in the attitude and not in the look. Ho's have a completely different attitude than whores. They walk it and talk it. Actually whores are Ho's in training, and with time, practice and patience can qualify to join the ranks of Ho's if they live long enough. Most Ho's are proud to be Ho's, whereas many whores don't even admit to being whores. A Ho knows what she is and is proud of it.

Post by **Victor Meldrew** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:21 pm

I always thought a Ho was something you did your gardening with

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:22 pm

Lon;666498 wrote: Well, first of all their are Whores and their are Ho's. A Ho is not just an ordinary whore, but a whore of the first magnitude. It's all in the attitude and not in the look. Ho's have a completely different attitude than whores. They walk it and talk it. Actually whores are Ho's in training, and with time, practice and patience can qualify to join the ranks of Ho's if they live long enough. Most Ho's are proud to be Ho's, whereas many whores don't even admit to being whores. A Ho knows what she is and is proud of it.

:eek::eek::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

thank you Lon!! that was great!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:23 pm

Victor Meldrew;666500 wrote: I always thought a Ho was something you did your gardening with

thats "hoe"...too many letters for the girl that likes to do it with your brother after she's done with you....

cinamin · Post by **cinamin** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:37 pm

The first thought that came to my mind would be OCD. I mean, someone who does something in excess would be a "whore".

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:06 pm

My opinion: A whore is only a woman who gets paid for sex. I know it's an ugly word and I disagree with Lon up there. A "ho" is a skanky, dirty crackwhore, or at least a street hooker. A whore is just a prostitute, even a classy prostitute like one who works as an escort. And yes, you can be classy and still be a prostitute.

Thats' the only appropriate definition I know of.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:27 pm

RedGlitter;666513 wrote: My opinion: A whore is only a woman who gets paid for sex. I know it's an ugly word and I disagree with Lon up there. A "ho" is a skanky, dirty crackwhore, or at least a street hooker. A whore is just a prostitute, even a classy prostitute like one who works as an escort. And yes, you can be classy and still be a prostitute.

Thats' the only appropriate definition I know of.

A real whore is one who screws anyone and doesn't care about getting paid.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:39 pm

Lon;666521 wrote: A real whore is one who screws anyone and doesn't care about getting paid.

Actually Lon, to me that would be a "slut." Whores are typically paid for their work.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:35 am

I'd call a prostitute a whore, also a certain social worker, just because I like to.

Some think that because people talk the way they do that they are one but maybe they are going through so much it's a way to escape for a while and is just that, only talk.

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:41 am

Simple, if a guy screws around, and even gets paid for it, he is called ‘cool, stud, gigolo, Casanova, lucky bastard etc. If a woman screws around she is a whore.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:46 am

mikeinie;666589 wrote: Simple, if a guy screws around, and even gets paid for it, he is called ‘cool, stud, gigolo, Casanova, lucky bastard etc. If a woman screws around she is a whore.

Very true that and so wrong.

Can't even sleep with your childs dad nowadays without getting slagged off for it here apparently.

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:50 am

crazygal;666592 wrote: Very true that and so wrong.

Can't even sleep with your childs dad nowadays without getting slagged off for it here apparently.

I don't understand that last comment, have I missed out on an arguement or something?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:55 am

Lets not forget corporate whores. They have a perfectly valid place in society.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:57 am

mikeinie;666595 wrote: I don't understand that last comment, have I missed out on an arguement or something?

Yes someone is calling me a whore for the way I sometimes speak but they obviously don't realise that the internet is different from real life and what people say and do are two different things.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:16 am

almostfamous;666438 wrote: AHHHH hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

what about these whores.. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net ... =cam_whore

no names, jimbo.

:wah:

brilliant AF :wah::wah:

kumininexile · Post by **kumininexile** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:10 am

Lon;666521 wrote: A real whore is one who screws anyone and doesn't care about getting paid.

That's a nymphomaniac.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:38 am

kumininexile;666634 wrote: That's a nymphomaniac.

nope sounds like an ex wife :rolleyes::rolleyes:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:43 am

how about the man whore

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:43 am

Well according to Dictionary.com....... see below.

whore (hÃ´r, hōr)

1) A prostitute.

2) A person considered sexually promiscuous.

3) A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:52 am

almostfamous;667023 wrote:

NOW THAT IS FUNNY

you seem to know a lot about this subject AF :rolleyes::rolleyes::D

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:27 am

A Whore is some one who lays on her back all day wearing a fur coat and no nickers and only swears when IT slips out

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:40 am

kumininexile;666634 wrote: That's a nymphomaniac.

No, a nymphomaniac is a female that has a insatiable need for sexual stimulation.

Richard Bell · Post by **Richard Bell** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:12 pm

Here's your Ho :

(Ho Chi Minh)

Attached files

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 12:27 pm

Richard Bell;667230 wrote: Here's your Ho :

(Ho Chi Minh)

Ok 'Bell you win!!!

DelicateDominatrix · Post by **DelicateDominatrix** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:06 pm

LOL fun thread lol

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:39 pm

almostfamous;667240 wrote: Nymphomaniacs aren't gender biased

Are we forgetting men are known to be whores as well :rolleyes:

Nymphomania is gender based and limited to females. The male equivalent is called satyriasis------from the Satyr of Greek Mythology.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:24 pm

From the Sydney Morning Herald

"A friend from Greenwich with four young children was shocked to see the

display on her Miele washing machine," writes Ed Smith. "It was

flashing

'SLUT, SLUT, SLUT'. After consulting her husband and nanny in

disbelief,

Miele service was called. It turns out that slut is Danish for

'finished'. Apparently one of the boys was playing with the machine

while he was enjoying some 'time out' for bad behaviour in the laundry

and lucked upon this marvellous language change setting for the

machine."

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:28 pm

AussiePam;667387 wrote: From the Sydney Morning Herald

"A friend from Greenwich with four young children was shocked to see the

display on her Miele washing machine," writes Ed Smith. "It was

flashing

'SLUT, SLUT, SLUT'. After consulting her husband and nanny in

disbelief,

Miele service was called. It turns out that slut is Danish for

'finished'. Apparently one of the boys was playing with the machine

while he was enjoying some 'time out' for bad behaviour in the laundry

and lucked upon this marvellous language change setting for the

machine."

Hehee! :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:49 pm

AussiePam;667387 wrote: From the Sydney Morning Herald

"A friend from Greenwich with four young children was shocked to see the

display on her Miele washing machine," writes Ed Smith. "It was

flashing

'SLUT, SLUT, SLUT'. After consulting her husband and nanny in

disbelief,

Miele service was called. It turns out that slut is Danish for

'finished'. Apparently one of the boys was playing with the machine

while he was enjoying some 'time out' for bad behaviour in the laundry

and lucked upon this marvellous language change setting for the

machine."

If one were to use the washing machine for external carnal pleasure would this put them in the category of slutdom ?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:35 am

What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't make a vitamin...