Zoo groans...

[Rapunzel]

A man starts a new job working in a zoo. On his first day he is cleaning out the fish pond when a monster of a fish jumps out and bites his nose. He is so angry that he hits the fish with a spade and kills it. Then he realises that his new boss will not be pleased, so he takes it to the lions den and throws it in, because as you know, lions will eat anything.

A bit later, he is working in the monkey enclosure when some chimps start to pelt him with rocks and stones. He swings the shovel, and to his horror, he kills two chimps. He is horified, so he takes them to the lion enclosure and throws them in, because, as you know, lions will eat anything.

Later still, he goes to clean out a hive containing African Bees, but as he approaches, the bees flie out and attack him. He takes his trusty spade, and smashes them to a pulp. By now, he knows what to do, and he takes them to the lions den, because lions eat anything.

That evening, a new lion arrives at the zoo. He walks up to the others and asks "What is the food like here?"

The resident lion replies "Actually the food is improving. Today, we had fish and chimps, with mushy bees".

:wah: :wah:

[abbey]

:wah: :wah: Liked that one x.

[john8pies]

Very good - thank goodness it wasn`t the old `elephant making a trunk call` one...........