Hello All

joesoap · Post by **joesoap** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:18 am

Hello,

new member here in soggy UK Northumberland.

The great British Summer is upon us once more. Looks like my nude beekeeping experiment is on hold for the moment.

Paul.

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:39 am

joesoap;651970 wrote: Looks like my nude beekeeping experiment is on hold for the moment.

You want some pills to reduce the pain but keep the swelling.

Mia · Post by **Mia** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:39 am

Hi Paul welcome to FG. I have heard of honey and bumble bees,but never nude ones.:wah:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:40 am

Hi Paul.. hope you like it here:-6

Post by **spot** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:43 am

Haven't we filled the quota for UK applicants this month? Oh... it's July already.

Hiya joesoap, have fun, no hitting below the belt.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:44 am

Hi Paul,

Welcome to FG, another baldy in our presence, be warned lots of ladies here love the bald look, don't let our Wendybird near you :sneaky: :-6

Bill Sikes;651978 wrote: You want some pills to reduce the pain but keep the swelling.

That is really funny Bill :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:45 am

spot;651982 wrote: Haven't we filled the quota for UK applicants this month? Oh... it's July already.

Hiya joesoap, have fun, no hitting below the belt.

Thats all part of the fun Spot :sneaky:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:07 am

Hello Joe. I am wishing you some sun, it is lovely today over here.:-6

joesoap · Post by **joesoap** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:11 am

Thanks for the welcome everyone;

my warped sense of humour is such that I do see fun in the ordinary because I look at it from an odd angle, example; every time I see a road sign saying "bend in the road", I expect to see lots of people bent over in the road :wah:

Paul.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:12 am

welcome joe ,lets baldly go where no fg er has been before :guitarist :guitarist

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:47 am

hi paul..... I's dave.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:46 am

Ello JoeSoap cool name, bet you are clean... oiy don't worry if you aren't

Welcome to the garden, enjoy your self and post often. Don't mind the fruits and nuts, they help make this place what it is.

Cheers

Minks

SouthAPT · Post by **SouthAPT** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:21 am

Welcome!:-6

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:33 am

almostfamous;652136 wrote: Hiya Joe, welcome to the garden

Avoid jimbo at all costs, we only pretend we like him ..or, is it they only pretend to like me? :-3

:wah:

you know your a star :-6

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:51 am

did someone say nude???

Oh, hello and Welcome to the Garden!!:-6

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:57 am

Hello and Welcome to FG, not far from me I see :sneaky:

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:02 pm

Welcome to the garden Joesoap:-6

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:10 pm

WonderWendy3;652158 wrote: did someone say nude???

Oh, hello and Welcome to the Garden!!:-6
No Wendy, it's not time for you to get undressed dear.

What's that? Yes dear, I'm sure he'd like to see you naked just not now in front of everyone.

Well, now is not a good time, the vicar's just popped in for evening prayers.

I'm sure the vicar doesn't want to see you naked.

Ok now Wendy, I think it's time you put your skirt down and we got you back to bed.

Sorry about that, she's a bit uncontrollable when someone new turns up.

neffy · Post by **neffy** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:17 pm

welcome xxxx

joesoap · Post by **joesoap** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:29 pm

My thought for this evening;

A young fella was stricken with panic,

As he choked on the bones

of a Haddock,

With his eyes turning red

he asked 'Am I Dead?'

And a gadgy said 'Na,

this is Alnwick'.:wah:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:29 am

joesoap;652440 wrote: My thought for this evening;

A young fella was stricken with panic,

As he choked on the bones

of a Haddock,

With his eyes turning red

he asked 'Am I Dead?'

And a gadgy said 'Na,

this is Alnwick'.:wah:

:wah: :wah: i have been to Alnwick:-5

boo_bear · Post by **boo_bear** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:35 am