A man had just finished reading his book "Man Of The House" while making his commute home from work.
By the time he reached home, he stormed into the house and walked directly up to his
wife, and pointing his finger in her face, he said, "From now on I want you to know that
am the man of this house and my word is law!
You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished
with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
“The Funeral Director is my guess," said his wife
Good answer!
Good answer!
Good one - I wondered what the punchline was going to be! However, i AM the absolute boss in my house, and my wife just gave me permission to pretend that!