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RedGlitter
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Post by RedGlitter »

Somebody emailed me this thing.

You may only use one word to answer each question.

1. Where is your cell phone ?

desk





2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?

cool



3. Your hair?

long





4. Work?

none



5. Your father?

bedroom



6. Your favorite thing/person?

music



7. Your dream last night?

mom



8. Your favorite drink?

cola



9. Your dream car?

none



10. The room you're in?

front



11. Your pet?

many



12. Your fears?

driving



13. What do you want to be in 10 years?

happy



14. Where did you hang out yesterday?

date





15. What you're not good at?

poker





16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex?

stupid



17. One of your wish list items?

jewelry





18. Where you grew up?

desert



19. The last thing you did?

phonecall





20. What are you wearing?

nightshirt



21. what aren't you wearing?

bra





22. The website GoofyAuctions.com (filled with eBay spoofs)?

unknown





23. Your computer?

beloved





24. Your life?

sh*t





25.Your mood?

okay





26. Missing?

mom





27. What are you thinking about right now?

court





28. Your car?

sold



29. Your work?

hair



30. Your summer?

unbearable





31. Your relationship status?

single





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Sheryl
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Joined: Mon Feb 28, 2005 3:08 am

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Post by Sheryl »

1. Where is your cell phone ?

charger



2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?

tall

3. Your hair?

long



4. Work?

mom



5. Your father?

alseep



6. Your favorite thing/person?

books



7. Your dream last night?

nothing



8. Your favorite drink?

dr.pepper



9. Your dream car?

h,mmm

10. The room you're in?

office

11. Your pet?

multitude

12. Your fears?

heights

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?

positive

14. Where did you hang out yesterday?

home



15. What you're not good at?

sports





16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex?

naaa



17. One of your wish list items?

travel





18. Where you grew up?

Texas



19. The last thing you did?

tv





20. What are you wearing?

pj's



21. what aren't you wearing?

bra





22. The website GoofyAuctions.com (filled with eBay spoofs)?

huh?





23. Your computer?

loved





24. Your life?

ok





25.Your mood?

okay





26. Missing?

mom



27. What are you thinking about right now?

court





28. Your car?

sold



29. Your work?

hair



30. Your summer?

unbearable



31. Your relationship status?

single
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sunny104
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Post by sunny104 »

1. Where is your cell phone ?

tv



2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?

nope! :p

3. Your hair?

wild



4. Work?

home



5. Your father?

dunno



6. Your favorite thing/person?

books



7. Your dream last night?

wierd



8. Your favorite drink?

water



9. Your dream car?

hyundai :-6

10. The room you're in?

bedroom

11. Your pet?

none

12. Your fears?

darkness

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?

me :D

14. Where did you hang out yesterday?

home



15. What you're not good at?

baking





16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex?

nope



17. One of your wish list items?

furniture





18. Where you grew up?

city



19. The last thing you did?

breakfast





20. What are you wearing?

clothes :D



21. what aren't you wearing?

socks





22. The website GoofyAuctions.com (filled with eBay spoofs)?

dunno





23. Your computer?

fun





24. Your life?

good





25.Your mood?

good





26. Missing?

myself



27. What are you thinking about right now?

questions





28. Your car?

love



29. Your work?

tired



30. Your summer?

ok



31. Your relationship status?

married
beautyful
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Joined: Thu Nov 25, 2004 5:54 pm

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Post by beautyful »

1. Where is your cell phone ?

here

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?

thoughtful



3. Your hair?

greasy



4. Work?

none!



5. Your father?

reliable



6. Your favorite thing/person?

books



7. Your dream last night?

none



8. Your favorite drink?

tea



9. Your dream car?

mini

10. The room you're in?

bedroom

11. Your pet?

cat

12. Your fears?

failure

13. What do you want to be in 10 years?

teacher

14. Where did you hang out yesterday?

home



15. What you're not good at?

maths



16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex?

yeah



17. One of your wish list items?

shoes



18. Where you grew up?

village



19. The last thing you did?

hoovered



20. What are you wearing?

skin



21. what aren't you wearing?

underwear:p





22. The website GoofyAuctions.com (filled with eBay spoofs)?

what?



23. Your computer?

on



24. Your life?

great





25.Your mood?

happy



26. Missing?

sun



27. What are you thinking about right now?

tea





28. Your car?

invisible



29. Your work?

done :p



30. Your summer?

long



31. Your relationship status?

couple
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