A joke for all us women...

[valerie]

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.



Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me



that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.



I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was



already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes,



So I didn't have any time to spare.



As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when



making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the



full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the



washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick



wash in "that area" to make sure I was at least presentable.



I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped



in the car and raced to my appointment.



I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.



Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,



looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in



Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little



surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this



morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the appointment, I

heaved a sigh of relief and went home.



The rest of the day was normal... some shopping, cooking, etc.



After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out



from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get



another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that



was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside

it."

[Bothwell]

Outstanding, although the doc seems a little overfamiliar by noticing Very funny story

[hotsauce]

ah...that was cute. while i was reading it, i kept thinking...i wonder if this is going to go somewhere i don't really want to go!

[abbey]

:wah: Good one.

[Porpoise]

HA! That's hilarious!! :wah:

[john8pies]

From a mere male: very funny, and reminds me of when I was seen by a (female) nurse who told me to strip to the waist. When I did so , she looked incredulously and said, "I meant from the head, not the feet............................"

[buttercup]

:wah:

priceless as always valerie