something to make y'all smile

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu May 12, 2005 6:13 am

On average, here in the U.S., every seven minutes someone taking an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. Makes me feel better.

"oh, your heart is healthy enough for you to sprint up 18 flights of stairs without getting winded? At least I am able to get to the frige for another beer. Gimp!"

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Thu May 12, 2005 7:12 am

you are happy for some-one hurting themselves during exercise? it hurts enough to exercise never mind get an injury. to build stamina and then stop, means hard work when resuming exericse. being a GIMP is not funny, especially if they are over-weight, who will take care of you if too heavy to move? I'll take the torn ham string, and start sweating when its healed.

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Thu May 12, 2005 7:19 am

I've got a perfect body, but it is in the trunk and starting to smell!!!

(From a Bumper sticker)

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Thu May 12, 2005 7:25 am

BTS wrote: I've got a perfect body, but it is in the trunk and starting to smell!!!

(From a Bumper sticker)

the more i look at your photo, the more concerned i am. perfectly stiff i get it? is that a mask you are wearing? i say take the hat off. :wah:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Thu May 12, 2005 7:46 am

I keep mine under the house, in the storm cellar. They don't squirm like they used to.

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Thu May 12, 2005 3:47 pm

Yes, and on a very serious note several, hitherto healthy, people over here have died whilst out jogging.......

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Thu May 12, 2005 3:55 pm

Every seven minutes? Well, that's it. My list of excuses for NOT doing aerobics is now complete. Thanks Wolverine! :yh_bigsmi

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Fri May 13, 2005 10:49 am

BR, you are most welcome. I am here to help the masses. One at a time.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Fri May 13, 2005 4:01 pm

I put one of those "counters" on one day at work - I had walked 6.5 miles in 7 hours. The hell with going to the gym.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Fri May 13, 2005 5:00 pm

I'm not into this gym thing.I went once. Not my scene. I walk and jog enough to keep fit.