The Mommy Test

Sweet Tooth · Post by **Sweet Tooth** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:26 am

The Mommy Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up

something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the

item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been,

it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

A t this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and

asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy

Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was

evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed,

"So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:30 am

Sweet Tooth;641838 wrote: The Mommy Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up

something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the

item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been,

it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

A t this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and

asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy

Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was

evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed,

"So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.

Love it :wah:

SpiderSam · Post by **SpiderSam** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:35 am

LOve it! :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:25 pm

Sweet Tooth;641838 wrote: The Mommy Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up

something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the

item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been,

it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

A t this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and

asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy

Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was

evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed,

"So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.

boring

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:27 pm

Sweet Tooth;641838 wrote: The Mommy Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up

something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the

item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been,

it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

A t this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and

asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy

Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was

evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed,

"So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.

Well I reckon ya gotta start brainwashing them at some age.

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:49 pm

Sweet Tooth;641838 wrote: The Mommy Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up

something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the

item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

"Why?" my daughter asked.

"Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been,

it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.

A t this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and

asked, "Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy

Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was

evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed,

"So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."

"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face.

That is so cute:D :-4

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:38 pm

how sweet :-4

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:42 pm

Oh that was a giggle hehehehehe

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:47 pm

At the dinner table:

Dad: How was school today?

Daughter: Grand! We are learning about Mozart.

Mother: Mozart! Really? Very interesting what did you learn about him?

Daughter: Well when he was a baby his mother put him in a basket and put him in the Nile River.

Wife: Are you sure about that?

Daughter: Yes, then when he grew up he became the Prince of Egypt.

Wife: Are you sure you don’t mean Mosses?

Daughter: Oh ya! It was Mosses.

neffy · Post by **neffy** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:50 pm

that is so lovely :wah: :wah: