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Post by sunny104 »

aww, poor thing! :D :wah:
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AngelEyes82;634979 wrote: If you have a weak stomach, then don't click on the link below.

It is a picture of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed.

It shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders.

The faces of the bystanders is why I believe this is real.









Click here: http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg


:yh_rotfl It took me about 10 mins. to muster up the courage to open link- I had sick bowl and smelling salts at the ready :wah:
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Post by neffy »

very good
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I clicked on it right away..

cute:wah:
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the yolks on me i thought can i face this and i thought yes i can :wah:





i was pretty relieved to see it was someone having the crack :wah: :wah:
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zinkyusa;634997 wrote: I clicked on it right away..

cute:wah:


:wah: Sicko!!!
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ThePheasant;635002 wrote: :wah: Sicko!!!


I was hoping it might be somone xxxxxxxxxxxx:sneaky: :lips:
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that guy is cracked..;)
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zinkyusa;635003 wrote: I was hoping it might be somone xxxxxxxxxxxx:sneaky: :lips:


:eek: You were hoping it was going to be pheasy!!!!! :wah:
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Post by Carl44 »

eggsterminated









whilst working out the projectory of the egg in its much hastened descent i can confirm the egg was pushed





yzgi says a lactating woman is the most likely suspect ....







soborato and wize guy are reconstucting the incident as wize guy hopes it might jog someones mammery :D
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AngelEyes82;635020 wrote: is he suckin' the other guys boob.:-3 :wah:




as i understand it a lactating woman = breastfeeder





as you can see by soborat's reconstruction this must jog someones mammory





police are hoping to nip this in the bud :D
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jimbo;635017 wrote: eggsterminated









whilst working out the projectory of the egg in its much hastened descent i can confirm the egg was pushed





yzgi says a lactating woman is the most likely suspect ....







soborato and wize guy are reconstucting the incident as wize guy hopes it might jog someones mammery :D


I'm scrambling trying to think of something to say.
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Post by Betty Boop »

I eggspect Krambled will be along soon with something yolky :rolleyes: :D
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Betty Boop;635048 wrote: I eggspect Krambled will be along soon with something yolky :rolleyes: :D
Or he will just poach someone elses saying.
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YZGI;635050 wrote: Or he will just poach someone elses saying.






omelette you have the last word buddy :wah: :wah:
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jimbo;635055 wrote: omelette you have the last word buddy :wah: :wah:
It's a shell of a job but somebody has too do it.
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AngelEyes82;634979 wrote: If you have a weak stomach, then don't click on the link below.

It is a picture of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed.

It shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders.

The faces of the bystanders is why I believe this is real.









Click here: http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg


LMAO - It took me ages to pluck up the courage for that:wah: :wah:
Very nearly perfect ... :D
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