Anything RANDOM Goes Here!!

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:53 am

Oh no, I have to do it again!

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:36 pm

almostfamous;631076 wrote: holy crap :wah: somebody kick me i'm just a horrible horrible person :-3 :wah:

ok bend over:sneaky:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:41 pm

crazygal;630561 wrote: Oh no, I have to do it again!

Geez, you better Armor-All that thing.....

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:43 pm

almostfamous;631082 wrote: hey! I don't like it like that! :-3

too bad that bat pic isn't up anymore. i didn't get a chance to save it as my wallpaper

heeeere batty batty batty

well I did save it but it costs now to see my stuff:p

where is your little girlfriend HOT!!Today?:p

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:49 pm

almostfamous;631090 wrote: she just left a bit ago actually :p

that's ok, you're hot to;)

DelicateDominatrix · Post by **DelicateDominatrix** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:17 pm

Hi everyone

NotToday · Post by **NotToday** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:22 pm

zinkyusa;631098 wrote: that's ok, you're hot to;)

are you multi-flirting? :wah:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:45 pm

Oh so tired, morning!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:51 am

crazygal;631338 wrote: Oh so tired, morning!

well we know what you have bean up to dont we ....... snigger

beautyful · Post by **beautyful** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:09 am

I'm off shopping today

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:12 am

beautyful;631386 wrote: I'm off shopping today

Food or clothes???

Food = :-5

Clothes =

beautyful · Post by **beautyful** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:33 am

SuzyB;631389 wrote: Food or clothes???

Food = :-5

Clothes =

Clothes

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:50 am

jimbo;631384 wrote: well we know what you have bean up to dont we ....... snigger

lmfao naughty.

Musiclover89 · Post by **Musiclover89** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:06 am

I hope all this stuff gets sorted out soon

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:36 am

SuzyB;630434 wrote: Unc, how are you and Mrs Fester?

I am OK and Pat is more positive after seeing the consultant Tuesday , bone marrow test next Wednesday and the treatment will start a few days later , so fingers crossed

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:38 am

Uncle Fester;631714 wrote: I am OK and Pat is more positive after seeing the consultant Tuesday , bone marrow test next Wednesday and the treatment will start a few days later , so fingers crossed

I am keeping everything crossed for you both :-4

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:39 am

Uncle Fester;631714 wrote: I am OK and Pat is more positive after seeing the consultant Tuesday , bone marrow test next Wednesday and the treatment will start a few days later , so fingers crossed

good luck fester and mrs fester..

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:03 am

OMG I wish I could do something about it, edit edit edit.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:22 am

I must be a lucky bugger ,every one is trying to give me money

Sir/Madam,

PAYMENT NOTICE FROM HSBC.

We bring to your notice that the Presidency of Federal Republic of Nigeria, due to irregularities and undue delays in transferring contractors fund which were approved long ago for payment by the Federal Ministry of Finance and the Central Bank of Nigeria, to transfer into their nominated bank account but never received in their account due to some bad and corrupted officials in the past government regime.

The new government in power due to the complains filed to the office of the Presidency by contractors for the ill experience in receiving their money for the contract they performed for the Nigerian Government and till date they are un able to receive their payment of the executed and approved contracts.

In view of this the presidency mandated our bank office here in Lagos Nigeria to make payment to all contractors who are genuinely approved for their contract performance and due for payment.

To avoid any malpractices the presidency instructed us to pay listed beneficiaries with our electronic VISA CARD from the Federal Government reserve account in our bank.

Therefore, if you have not received your contract payment either in full or part payment, we request you to reconfirm to us immediately the following details to enable us process your payment in our VISA CARD and send the card to you.

(1) YOUR FULL NAME

(2) YOUR ADDRESS

(3) THE CONTRACT AMOUNT

(4) YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER

(5) /FAX NUMBER

(6) COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR NIC.

We wait for your urgent response

Sincerely,

Dr. Jim Ovie.

CEO

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Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:33 am

This exercise is hard to do.........

http://www.dcdoctor.com/pages/rightpage ... ctilt.html

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:39 am

Mustang;631844 wrote: This exercise is hard to do.........

http://www.dcdoctor.com/pages/rightpage ... ctilt.html

strengthening your core muscles :guitarist

Mustang · Post by **Mustang** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:43 am

SuzyB;631853 wrote: strengthening your core muscles :guitarist

Yes, but it sure isn't a natural movement for a man. It's hard to do. After dealing with 2 herniated disks in my back and now healing from that, strengthening exercises are included in my PT.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:55 am

Mustang;631861 wrote: Yes, but it sure isn't a natural movement for a man. It's hard to do. After dealing with 2 herniated disks in my back and now healing from that, strengthening exercises are included in my PT.

It makes no difference if you are a guy or girl, once the core muscles are strengthened, it will take pressure off the back which should hopefully stop the disc's from compressing and bulging. Keep going :-6

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:21 am

Pinky;631893 wrote: Heehee!!! I'm now off to my friend Maria's windmill!

Catch you guys later! :-6
See ya Pinks.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:22 am

Pinky;631893 wrote: Heehee!!! I'm now off to my friend Maria's windmill!

Catch you guys later! :-6
Oh and "Have a nice day"

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:17 pm

Uncle Fester;631829 wrote: I must be a lucky bugger ,every one is trying to give me money

Sir/Madam,

PAYMENT NOTICE FROM HSBC.

We bring to your notice that the Presidency of Federal Republic of Nigeria, due to irregularities and undue delays in transferring contractors fund which were approved long ago for payment by the Federal Ministry of Finance and the Central Bank of Nigeria, to transfer into their nominated bank account but never received in their account due to some bad and corrupted officials in the past government regime.

The new government in power due to the complains filed to the office of the Presidency by contractors for the ill experience in receiving their money for the contract they performed for the Nigerian Government and till date they are un able to receive their payment of the executed and approved contracts.

In view of this the presidency mandated our bank office here in Lagos Nigeria to make payment to all contractors who are genuinely approved for their contract performance and due for payment.

To avoid any malpractices the presidency instructed us to pay listed beneficiaries with our electronic VISA CARD from the Federal Government reserve account in our bank.

Therefore, if you have not received your contract payment either in full or part payment, we request you to reconfirm to us immediately the following details to enable us process your payment in our VISA CARD and send the card to you.

(1) YOUR FULL NAME

(2) YOUR ADDRESS

(3) THE CONTRACT AMOUNT

(4) YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER

(5) /FAX NUMBER

(6) COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR NIC.

We wait for your urgent response

Sincerely,

Dr. Jim Ovie.

CEO

SMS schreiben mit WEB.DE FreeMail - einfach, schnell und

kostenguenstig. Jetzt gleich testen! *http://f.web.de/?mc=021192* [http://f.web.de/?mc=021192]

Oh what a tangled web we weave

When first we practice to decieve.

Do not reply to them. We once had a dish jockey here who got one of those letters from Nigeria and he was contemplating starting up a bank account of $10 and let them proecced but he was advised to steer clear. They can use your name to eztablish a presence to launder money and to send merchanise ordered with stolen credit cards.I know you wont give them any personal info.

NIgeria is the worst country for that but now thye are using other countires near them for that.

Musiclover89 · Post by **Musiclover89** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:22 pm

Ahhh :-5 just ahhhhhhhhhh why do you have to be in my life

Okie · Post by **Okie** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:35 pm

Pinky;632370 wrote: Well, I had a nice time at the windmill! Chilled out on the river with Maria from work and the new Aussie Science teacher (I just can't remember his name!)

Luckily the last people there to rent it had left some tinnies in the fridge, so I had one of those, and we had a good old bitching session about school, hehe!

My car got blocked in by cows on the track...one was in the path and I had to stop and all the others came over and surrounded the car. One even licked the window!:-3

That brings back old times. You gotta drive with authority if you dont want to wait for the cows to move you have to drive fast and right at them honking and they will jump and run. If you ease up on them they will not move.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:36 pm

traffic is going to be Hades!

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:16 pm

i have no idea what to fix for supper...nothing sounds good

DelicateDominatrix · Post by **DelicateDominatrix** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:40 pm

Enjoys my ice cold beer

:-4

First one in ages lol

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:19 am

Idgie;632741 wrote: TGIF!!!! :-6

YIPEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Musiclover89 · Post by **Musiclover89** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:38 am

November Rain :-4

DelicateDominatrix · Post by **DelicateDominatrix** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:44 am

Wonders whats going to happen next.

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:17 am

Musiclover89;632799 wrote: November Rain :-4

:eek: Crikey you said Rain!!!!!!

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:22 am

Soberano;633072 wrote: I might just start a thread, 1000 reasons not to go to Bulgaria.

is that where you been lately?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:29 am

Soberano;633074 wrote: Yes, unfortunately.

you sneaky mank you were trying to cath bubertov at home:-6 :-6

randall · Post by **randall** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:30 am

:-6

Thank you OKIE.

I did eight months on a Nigerian ship and when it arrived in Kingston Upon Hull (HULL) England.

A warrant signed by Lord Hailsham was stuck with sellotape on a bulkhead near the top of the gangway - they can't nail them to the foremast anymore.

The ship was under arrest.

My wife had just come down from the north of Scotland to do a trip with me so I took her along to see it saying, "Take a good look at this as it is unlikely you will ever see the likes in your life again."

Ships under arrest are thought by many people to be the stuff of old stories.

My Mother died when I was in dock in Lagos and I decided to come home for her funeral.

The ship wasn't going anywhere - fast.

At Lagos Airport my passport was taken from me three times because I would not pay the immigration, customs and other officials "DASH"

Most of the other European passengers, mainly from Scandinavia came over to sympathise with me.

They told me that their companies gave them the extra money to pay "DASH" or they would never get anything done.

What a relief to get on that plane taking me home. Thinking, in another three days I will have to go all through this coming back.

God bless you all.

randall

"WHO SAID?" "Life can be hell."

Vinegar Joe.

:)

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:53 am

randall;633076 wrote: :-6

Thank you OKIE.

I did eight months on a Nigerian ship and when it arrived in Kingston Upon Hull (HULL) England.

A warrant signed by Lord Hailsham was stuck with sellotape on a bulkhead near the top of the gangway - they can't nail them to the foremast anymore.

The ship was under arrest.

My wife had just come down from the north of Scotland to do a trip with me so I took her along to see it saying, "Take a good look at this as it is unlikely you will ever see the likes in your life again."

Ships under arrest are thought by many people to be the stuff of old stories.

My Mother died when I was in dock in Lagos and I decided to come home for her funeral.

The ship wasn't going anywhere - fast.

At Lagos Airport my passport was taken from me three times because I would not pay the immigration, customs and other officials "DASH"

Most of the other European passengers, mainly from Scandinavia came over to sympathise with me.

They told me that their companies gave them the extra money to pay "DASH" or they would never get anything done.

What a relief to get on that plane taking me home. Thinking, in another three days I will have to go all through this coming back.

God bless you all.

randall

"WHO SAID?" "Life can be hell."

Vinegar Joe.

:)

after reading that what can we say other than I wish you luck on your return.

Musiclover89 · Post by **Musiclover89** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:12 pm

What a Beautiful night

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:35 pm

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic nights we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.

'Wow!' I said. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a

bit older and a bit thinner on top than when you last saw me.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I'd 'rise' to the challenge.

'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

She giggled 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

So I told her to f... off.