Holy Crap My *** Is On Fire

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:39 pm

Here is one reason to love Macleans magazine: Scott Feschuk

Read the entire article. I laughed so hard I now have the hiccups.

http://www.macleans.ca/columnists/artic ... 297_105297

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 10:26 am

The Japan Warm Water Bidet Council (slogan: We Can't Believe We Exist Either!)

:yh_rotfl

I bookmarked the magazine, that's some good reading!

It reminds me of Slate magazine. :-6

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:02 am

glad you read it.

I was going to pull some quotes out but couldn't figure out which ones without copying the whole thing over.

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:34 pm

I read it but found myself getting very anal about the whole thing.

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:41 pm

It's worth noting that Japan wasn't always so picky about the care of its collective anus. But after its humiliating defeat in the Second World War, the country was forced to adopt a pacifist constitution. This left the nation's top military minds looking for a project. Scholars estimate that were it not for the fact that Japan is banned from having a standing army, its scientists would long ago have developed a bomb capable of wiping out an entire city block, clearing away the debris and building a four-level driving range in its place. Instead, the Japanese have a terrifying arsenal of $3,000 toilets that spontaneously burst into flame. Your move, Ahmadinejad.

^^^ That's funny stuff ^^^

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:50 pm

Your move, Ahmadinejad.

That one line killed me. :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:32 pm

koan;629876 wrote: Here is one reason to love Macleans magazine: Scott Feschuk

Read the entire article. I laughed so hard I now have the hiccups.

http://www.macleans.ca/columnists/artic ... 297_105297

Indeed. :rolleyes: