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Yes I am bored!

I last received a text from Tony thanking me for the weekend. :D
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crazygal;612467 wrote: Yes I am bored!



I last received a text from Tony thanking me for the weekend. :D




er thanking you for what :sneaky: :wah:
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Pinky;612478 wrote:
I can't hear you!!!:wah:



My last one was from Hamster a couple of days ago!




i really miss the banter of you me and hammy annoying each other ,i have to be carefull not to hack you off if you go there is only immy that i know i can have a laugh with ,and most probably wont get offended ,oh that hair dresser unsoberano dont count :wah: :wah:





immy i have crane flies :sneaky:
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I just received text from Edge - apparently he wants me to be his diva :D
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ThePheasant;612490 wrote: I just received text from Edge - apparently he wants me to be his diva :D




wow you know the guitar player of U2 :wah:
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jimbo;612469 wrote: er thanking you for what :sneaky: :wah:


Not sure, the massage with Tiger Balm for his knackered shoulder maybe. He hurt it being energetic. :lips:
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crazygal;612493 wrote: Not sure, the massage with Tiger Balm for his knackered shoulder maybe. He hurt it being energetic. :lips:




he should of kept a chip on it like you do :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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jimbo;612495 wrote: he should of kept a chip on it like you do :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


Me? I think I have really been making an effort these last few months you cheeky git! :p
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:-6

You are born,

Your live,

You die.

That's a summery of life so why be bored.

I believe I read once - whiling away weary hours on a ship in the middle of of the Pacific taking forty days from one port to another (can't remember what direction the wind was in (?) somehow.) Not really important at ten knots.

Anyway, I read the complete life of one man on one page written by Checkov which left no trace in this world that he ever had existed.

God bless.

randall

:)
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crazygal;612498 wrote: Me? I think I have really been making an effort these last few months you cheeky git! :p




you have been great , just me trying to make you laugh :)
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jimbo;612480 wrote: i really miss the banter of you me and hammy annoying each other ,i have to be carefull not to hack you off if you go there is only immy that i know i can have a laugh with ,and most probably wont get offended ,oh that hair dresser unsoberano dont count :wah: :wah:





immy i have crane flies :sneaky:


I'm sure the load isn't big enough for you to need a crane for your flies!
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Last text message - credit card company trying to get me to sign up:thinking:
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Imladris;612507 wrote: I'm sure the load isn't big enough for you to need a crane for your flies!




very good :wah:
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Soberano;612512 wrote: Last text, my son. "Dad, can you give me a lift to work, it's hammering down and i can't find my brolly?" This was Sunday morning at 8.AM.:-1




And being the wonderful, caring father that you are, you of course leapt out of bed, gave up your sunday morning lie-in and gave him a lift - didn't you?:sneaky:





















Bliddy kids!
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Soberano;612512 wrote: Last text, my son. "Dad, can you give me a lift to work, it's hammering down and i can't find my brolly?" This was Sunday morning at 8.AM.:-1


Ouch, poor Sob - did you have a hang-over? It must been pretty late (your time) when you got to bed. :-6
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Soberano;612539 wrote: The only way for me to know what time i went to bed is to look at my last post on here Saturday night ,Sunday morning sometime.:wah:

My wife told me i fell over trying to get my trousers of and just lay on the floor laughing like an idiot.:D She just left me there and went to sleep, when she woke up i was in bed, so all is well.


:wah: It sounds like you had a good time with your friends, which makes the headache feel slightly more worth it :wah:
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My friend Kasey asking me to pick up her daughter from school.
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my mum asking me if i am ok
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I texted Kasey back saying I was going to the park from school and I'll meet her there. She texted me saying thanks and I texted back asking if she is allowed Tuck Shop as they have that after school on a Friday. I'll let you know the exciting outcome.

(ignore me, in a silly mood)
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Texted my friend T today, wishing him well on his consult about his heart today.
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I have never texted too anyone and have never been texted. I have a hard enough time figuring out to use the phone the proper way.
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YZGI;621410 wrote: I have never texted too anyone and have never been texted. I have a hard enough time figuring out to use the phone the proper way.


you need some text?







:yh_giggle
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sunny104;621414 wrote: you need some text?













:yh_giggle
I fail too understand it. Why type in a bunch of abbreviated words when you could just call them.
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My mate Richard texted me, I was busy so didn't reply straight away so he called for me only to tell him the same. :wah:
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YZGI;621421 wrote: I fail too understand it. Why type in a bunch of abbreviated words when you could just call them.


I dunno...:-3
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my daughter..checking in....down the road with friends....:-4
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My poor poorly Karly. :(
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Karl
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Karl and I have been texting a lot of the day.
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My Mate T with a highway report on a mudslide mess... hmmmm am sure this is what he loves about trucking ahahahaha

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Suzy just text me a naughty pic, she has lovely baps, lol. Joke
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My son. He has just moved out of home and he texted.. Love you mum awwwwwwwww :)
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Befffiieee... er I mean AF.

Whatchoooo dooooiiiinnnn giiirrrrrlllyyyyy

I tried to entice you and get you to my house by sending you a pic of my fresh warm french bread... didn't work :/




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I text Karl a soppy message this morning. :D
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crazygal;629681 wrote: Suzy just text me a naughty pic, she has lovely baps, lol. Joke


:wah: :wah:



Crazygal....... you don't wanna know the filth that was written :eek: :o
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!





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crazygal;629863 wrote: I text Karl a soppy message this morning. :D


stop being a bunny boiler :-3







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jimbo;629952 wrote: stop being a bunny boiler :-3










Far from it!
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almostfamous;629858 wrote: you better love me is all i gotta say :rolleyes: :p tonight was a beotch



i have yet to find that bread at kroger. did you get it there or schnucks?


Kiroger!




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almostfamous;631092 wrote: is that a new Asian market? :thinking: :p


thats the Kroger in your neighborhood lol

so just kidding.




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almostfamous;631174 wrote: look bish, they're mexican, get it right :rolleyes:







..better than dots



I think I have an obsession with smilies and emoticons. do they have meetings for this sort of thing? :cool:


ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm dunno :guitarist

( I can't think of anything clever to say)




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Tony and I text last night.
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