The Cure

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sat May 07, 2005 12:10 pm

Sales of cow's urine have rocketed in Hyderbad India after a local health therapist Nirmal Kumar,prescribed it as a cure for a range of ailments.

The Calcutta Telegraph said cowshed owners, who had advertised cow's urine in newspapers, were laughing all the way to the bank.Shopkeeper Bag Swamy,who stocks cow urine, said, ''Most of our customers are either diabetics or cancer patients.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat May 07, 2005 1:38 pm

:yh_cowI'll be at the head of the queue at my local farm in the morning.....NOT! :yh_sick

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat May 07, 2005 3:04 pm

hell, i've been drinking cow urine for years, they just discovered that in India?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun May 08, 2005 12:18 am

Agnes wrote: hell, i've been drinking cow urine for years, they just discovered that in India?Ahh...That explains a few things! :yh_silly

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sun May 08, 2005 4:36 am

abbey, cows urine has so many cures, try it you might like the results. :wah:

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sun May 08, 2005 5:15 am

Agnes wrote: abbey, cows urine has so many cures, try it you might like the results. :wah:You gotta be taking the p**s? :p

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Sun May 08, 2005 9:30 am

Well, the phrase that sprung to mind was the one Abbey got to first!!!

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Mon May 09, 2005 5:38 am

Scrat wrote: How do you imbibe of this elixer Agnes? In a mug with a nice foamy head fresh from the hose?

I'll stop there.

Bovine urine has many spectacluar cures. a mug full would be most harmful. the urine is the best quality from a nursing mother as the value of nutrients is most concentrated. 20-30 drops diluted in water is recommended dosage, once a day. It is an excellent antioxidant and equally effective for detoxification. :yh_tongue

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:48 am

If drinking it is good then bathing in it must be better. I think the guy in front of me, in line at the post office has already discovered it.

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon May 09, 2005 11:55 am

I don't get it, isn't urine a waste product? A product that takes impurities with it, a product that is meant to be flushed?

Sorry not falling for it.

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Mon May 09, 2005 12:23 pm

Minks, i am appauled you do not believe in cures that are REAL. Please check out the following: www.biomedx.com/urine & www.wfmv.org/LCD/19/urine.html

these are two areas that discuss the advantages of urine for medicinal purposes.

India does not have the medical facilities we have here so they resort to other means of cures. Good Luck. Enjoy!

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon May 09, 2005 12:25 pm

nope no surprise here, not convinced and second like came up as bad gateway so can't convince me there.

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Mon May 09, 2005 12:36 pm

Minks---Google Urine Theraphy, it is all there. Its amazing how many things the net offers.

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon May 09, 2005 12:39 pm

if it smells like pee I ain't taking it hehehehe

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon May 09, 2005 1:07 pm

Clint wrote: If drinking it is good then bathing in it must be better. I think the guy in front of me, in line at the post office has already discovered it.:wah: :wah: Yea?