The Pen1s thread

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:52 am

Well you wanted one!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:53 am

:yh_blush

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:59 am

crazygal;621479 wrote: Well you wanted one!
Lets see how long it gets.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:00 pm

LOL @ long.

Girls, what do you prefer, cut or uncut?

Men, are you cut or uncut?

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:01 pm

they're all good! :sneaky: :wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:01 pm

my hood is on

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:02 pm

YZGI;621492 wrote: Lets see how long it gets.

the longer the better!

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:02 pm

I only like cut, don't like the cheese store.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:04 pm

No turtle neck here.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:05 pm

ya been with sone dirty blokes then give the little feller a good wash every day and night no cheese

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:06 pm

Gets stuck in your teeth too.

laneybug · Post by **laneybug** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:06 pm

Cut please! I won't go near one unless it's not! No offense to any uncut guys. I just think they look like little turtle heads struggling to get out! :wah: And unhygienic as the day is long... or as the penis, whichever is longer! :p

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:09 pm

laneybug;621511 wrote: Cut please! I won't go near one unless it's not! No offense to any uncut guys. I just think they look like little turtle heads struggling to get out! :wah: And unhygienic as the day is long... or as the penis, whichever is longer! :p

OMFG :wah: I can't either. Before I even get that far with a fella I ask, cut or uncut and no I ain't joking.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:10 pm

ya skinists god gave us skin so i will have it till i die

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:12 pm

bornbad;621522 wrote: ya skinists god gave us skin so i will have it till i die

Nothing bad about it. I know a guy who is cut and it's not very sensitive, it really affects him and he hates it. I feel sorry for him but not heard of anyone else having a problem. Not really something you talk about with guys over a drink though. Maybe I will next time.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:14 pm

I don't discriminate!

and it's no different keeping it clean as it is for girls who have to wash all their flaps and cracks and crevices. (please refer to the vagina thread if that makes no sense...)

:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:14 pm

crazygal;621523 wrote: Nothing bad about it. I know a guy who is cut and it's not very sensitive, it really affects him and he hates it. I feel sorry for him but not heard of anyone else having a problem. Not really something you talk about with guys over a drink though. Maybe I will next time.

Sounds like he might have rubbed calluses on it. Tell him to try a little lotion for a while. Might get a little more sensitive.:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:15 pm

sunny104;621529 wrote: I don't discriminate!

and it's no different keeping it clean as it is for girls who have to wash all their flaps and cracks and crevices. (please refer to the vagina thread if that makes no sense...)

:wah:
Sounds like a breakfast cereal.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:17 pm

the skin is there 4 a reason keep it more air tight and stops strange sounds from down there

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:17 pm

YZGI;621531 wrote: Sounds like he might have rubbed calluses on it. Tell him to try a little lotion for a while. Might get a little more sensitive.:wah:

He puts Vaseline on it and then wears a condom all day (other than taking it off to pee of course) as he is trying to 'cure' himself. He says it has made some difference. He thinks the cause is (thinks carefully about how she words this) rubbing it under the duvet too much when he was younger, causing it to rub against the duvet, in case his mum should walk in and catch him giving himself a massage.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:18 pm

bornbad;621539 wrote: the skin is there 4 a reason keep it more air tight and stops strange sounds from down there

What strange sounds? :-2

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:21 pm

bornbad;621539 wrote: the skin is there 4 a reason keep it more air tight and stops strange sounds from down there
Sorry dude but those sounds are coming from around back.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:21 pm

YZGI;621550 wrote: Sorry dude but those sounds are coming from around back.

OMFG stop it please! :wah: I can't stand it.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:43 pm

Anyone not cut that wants to be, I have a drawer full of knives and an awful temper.

:wah: :p

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:45 pm

how do you spell pherp foooth pooopphpt crazy gal spell check please:D

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:43 pm

So this young couple are on their first date. They're walking down the street, & pass by a three story house. On the second floor of the house, a Rabbi is performing a Brisk. He does the snip-snip, & throws the snipping out the window and it happens to land on the guys sholder. His date sees it and asks what is that. The guy says, taste it if you like it I'll give you a whole one! :p

:wah: :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:44 pm

cars;621670 wrote: So this young couple are on their first date. They're walking down the street, & pass by a three story house. On the second floor of the house, a Rabbi is performing a Brisk. He does the snip-snip, & throws the snipping out the window and it happens to land on the guys sholder. His date sees it and asks what is that. The guy says, taste it if you like it I'll give you a whole one! :p :wah: :rolleyes:

very good:wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:47 pm

http://users.swing.be/sw361123/dear.penis.swf

GO ON HAVE A LOOK

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:02 pm

I LEAVE YOU ALL FOR A FEW HOURS AND LOOK WHAT YOU GET UPTO:-5 :wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:03 pm

ThePheasant;621698 wrote: I LEAVE YOU ALL FOR A FEW HOURS AND LOOK WHAT YOU GET UPTO:-5 :wah:

sorry mum

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:04 pm

ThePheasant;621698 wrote: I LEAVE YOU ALL FOR A FEW HOURS AND LOOK WHAT YOU GET UP:-5 :wah:

Misread that, looked like 'who you get up'

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:04 pm

bornbad;621700 wrote: sorry mum

Spanking for all of you :-4

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:05 pm

ThePheasant;621705 wrote: Spanking for all of you :-4

Your just encouraging them now :wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:06 pm

ThePheasant;621705 wrote: Spanking for all of you :-4

not again i will be good.................................................ish

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:07 pm

ThePheasant;621705 wrote: Spanking for all of you :-4

told you we need a butt thread!

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:08 pm

SuzyB;621706 wrote: Your just encouraging them now :wah:

:wah: Nothing like a good spanking :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:11 pm

ThePheasant;621710 wrote: :wah: Nothing like a good spanking :wah:

I couldn't agree more :sneaky: :sneaky:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:15 pm

SuzyB;621712 wrote: I couldn't agree more :sneaky: :sneaky:

i agree but most here want to slap me not spank me

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:17 pm

bornbad;621598 wrote: how do you spell pherp foooth pooopphpt crazy gal spell check please:D

LOL not a clue!

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:18 pm

So, deep throat or gentle guys? What do you prefer?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:22 pm

crazygal;621717 wrote: So, deep throat or gentle guys? What do you prefer?
Both

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:27 pm

crazygal;621717 wrote: So, deep throat or gentle guys? What do you prefer?

deep throat

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:54 pm

Spitter or a guzzler?

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:58 pm

dont waste it girl

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:01 pm

Ha ha I don't. Better if he eats strawberries first though and I don't like it thick.

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:03 pm

pineapple is ment to be good

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:04 pm

Pinky;621785 wrote: Woohoo!! A thread all about willies!!!

Happy Pinky!!!:yh_bigsmi

Ha well dunno how long it'll stay but I love them too.