What Do you need??

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:20 pm

Betty needs a new car seat :-3

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:20 pm

Case Study: Susanne needs a second car. Problem: Susan lives in the inner city and has 2 young children.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:25 pm

Betty needs a new and happy life and it is terrible that to get it, she has to witness the scalp being peeled away from her husband’s skull...but so be it. ...

:wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:35 pm

i need a functioning brain

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:42 pm

almostfamous;619112 wrote: i'm not sayin' a word, not a single word

i'm almost gormless

we have not annoyed each other in ages ,i ignored your comment on my disturbing sig but enough is enough ,:wah:

how are you my strange friend :-6

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:47 pm

Karen needs to grow up!!!!:wah: :wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:48 pm

Life As I See It - a blog: the tedious things wendy needs, wants ...Wendy wants some interesting things. So then I wondered what Wendy needs. ... Wendy needs a patient,loving, and committed family who can provide structure ...mytediousness.blogspot.com/2005/10/tedious-things-wendy-needs-wants-or.html - 65k -

Wow!!...Yes she does!!:wah: :wah:

I found this funny...3rd or 4th one down....

My3cents.com - Wendy's Complaint - Wendy's needs to get a clue ...Wendy's Consumer Review - Wendy's needs to get a clue... - Disgusting food..and even WORSE service.

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Tue May 22, 2007 12:54 pm

:yh_rotfl

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:10 pm

almostfamous;619135 wrote: gormless? wormless? :p

it has been a while, and I was beginning to wonder if i was operating in stealth mode and you couldn't see me :rolleyes: ..i'm well, scatterbrained as always

it said jim needs a kidney ,thats pretty near bang on that :wah:

any way almosthuman how is it going in your new place ,i hope everything is good :-6

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:12 pm

Sunny needs to be a professional photographer.Sunny needs to be a professional photographer. Right? *Cats-n-Coffee Boatneck. Date: 01/17/2006 Owner: Kristen Ferrell. Full size: 367x480 ...

www.kristenferrell.com/gallery2/v/cats.jpg.html - 9k - Cached - Similar pages - Note this

:-3

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:12 pm

JacksDad;619128 wrote:

:yh_rotfl

LOL!!!!

:wah:

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:17 pm

I am not repeating what the first one say's

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:39 pm

Mine almost fits :-

hey we need a Mac C++ developer to help with a quick screenweaver solution

for Xray.

Nyx · Post by **Nyx** » Tue May 22, 2007 1:53 pm

Leigh Needs a Pony

Post by **spot** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:22 pm

almostfamous;619102 wrote: Ok, I can't repost mine :-3
Bloody hell no, you can't!

Good lord.

Mine tells the entire world that I need an operation after a hooker bit me for non-payment. It even said where.

I might change my name after seeing that.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Tue May 22, 2007 2:24 pm

spot;619240 wrote: Bloody hell no, you can't!

Good lord.

Mine tells the entire world that I need an operation after a hooker bit me for non-payment. It even said where.

I might change my name after seeing that.

:wah: :wah:

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Tue May 22, 2007 3:56 pm

Gary Needs a Job. Please help Gary find a job. 14 Years Experience in IT. Be a friend, tell a friend, Gary Needs a Job.

:wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:20 pm

CNN - As tabloids tell it, Diana practically married - August 11, 1997

Papers declared that, like Jackie Onassis, Diana needs a wealthy husband who can provide her with the high life she craves while sheltering her from...

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:23 pm

Terri needs rehab! Terri needs sunshine and fresh air. Terri needs food and water. Terri needs mercy. Have you ever heard one doctor say to another "Let's ...

or

Terri absolutely loves children! Terri is great on leash and knows basic obedience commands in Dutch and English. Terri needs more exercise and a better ...

the other one was about Terri Schiavo needing a feeding tube.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:50 pm

Theresa needs to get used to the fact that she will remain the Ketchup Queen.

:-2 :-2

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue May 22, 2007 7:34 pm

almostfamous;619102 wrote: Ok, I can't repost mine .. BUT, if you would like to know what Mr. Google thinks I need ... I can't stop your curiosity "Bethany needs" ..maybe I should have said almostfamous ..

..but it's not true

:eek:

MY eyes MY eyes!!!

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Wed May 23, 2007 5:13 am

ThePheasant;619385 wrote: Theresa needs to get used to the fact that she will remain the Ketchup Queen.

:-2 :-2

Whats a Ketup Queen :-3

Oh found this one for you Jimbo ...

Jimbo needs a new outfit for his new role, something involving one of those there corsets he’s so ...

Please tell us more

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:38 am

ThePheasant;619385 wrote: Theresa needs to get used to the fact that she will remain the Ketchup Queen.

:-2 :-2

Queen of Ketchup...better than the Princess of Pickles!!:D :wah:

911 · Post by **911** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:49 am

911 Needs Our Help

911 needs your help

911 NEEDS A HOME

911 needs some fixing

911 fails

Do you think I should go to the hospital? I don't think I'm feeling very good.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:56 am

911;619811 wrote: 911 Needs Our Help

911 needs your help

911 NEEDS A HOME

911 needs some fixing

911 fails

Do you think I should go to the hospital? I don't think I'm feeling very good.

Yeah, you need help, wish I could tell you the number to dial for it!! hmmm

911 · Post by **911** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:14 pm

WonderWendy3;619817 wrote: Yeah, you need help, wish I could tell you the number to dial for it!! hmmm

Well, I guess it's the thought that counts. Thanks anyway *sigh*

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:14 pm

Mine showed that I need a kitten behind a screen door ?????:wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:41 pm

It soon becomes clear that Minks needs Marc to access a world closed off to him, to help find his missing daughter.

bwahhh hawww hawww here I am at work and I nearly bust out laughing at this one

Mel's problem

The above post is just further proof that Mel needs a damn good fuk. Then Mel will be happy, sociable and without that narky attitude. ...

MEL NEEDS MORE BALLS.

Mel needs a Brain. I need a brain transplant, can I have yours?

Pray for me people I am running down hill here ahahahahahahaha

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed May 23, 2007 4:24 pm

Claire needs a visit to the Bunny Planet.

Claire needs to shear all her sheep in a matter of days.

Claire needs a food we are happy to leave smeared on our faces.

Claire needs to get and keep the best therapy possible. - I already know this and it starts next Wednesday!

Claire needs 48-hour days to get everything done.

Claire needs sleep. - Oh yeah, tell me about it!

Claire needs to hurry up and have her baby. - Erm didn't I have my baby 6 weeks ago?

Claire needs to uplift the appearance of certain areas. - Oh thanks, like I'm not feeling bad about myself already.

Claire needs a wider circle of friends. - True, wouldn't need to waste my time chatting to you bunch of sad losers on FG if I did now would I! :wah:

Claire needs her own forum. - Hmm, how many have I had? Chatterz, Friendz4life, Chatterboxes, I could go on.............

Claire needs someone who is dependable and who is better equipped to take care of her and Aaron. Take care of him? He is 27 and we don't get on so why on earth should I?

Claire needs greater spending in economic development. - Na I don't, the microwave meal rules!

Claire needs private support. - So I need bigger knickers, is that what you're saying?

Claire needs to be the one to raise Aaron. - Would that be raise and drop on head? Oops sorry Bro.

beautyful · Post by **beautyful** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:25 am

anne-marie needs lots of patience (ain't that the truth right now :wah: )

beautyful definately needs to stay!!!

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Thu May 24, 2007 5:31 am

a new body :guitarist

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Thu May 24, 2007 6:17 am

A proper nights sleep.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon May 28, 2007 3:57 pm

along-for-the-ride;620045 wrote: Mine showed that I need a kitten behind a screen door ?????:wah:

This is the picture. ???

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