You know your addicted to the internet when:
1. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
2. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to.
3. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
4. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
5. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.
6. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.
7. Your cat has its own homepage.
8. You beg your friends to get an AOL account so you can all "hang out."
9. You have your screen name as your license plate.
10. You actually invite large groups of people to your house and have internet parties.
11. You sit on AOL for 6 hours waiting for that certain special person to sign on.
12. You get up in the morning and check your email before going to the bathroom.
13. The only Family you send Christmas and Birthday Cards to are the ones who have an email address.
14. You’re on the phone and say "BRB".
15. Instead of forplay, you ask your spouse if she/he wants to skip the small talk and cyber.
16. You have internet in your bathroom.
17. You name your dog DotCom.
18. You get depressed when you check your email and dont have any.
HAHA I found it on www.ebaumsworld.com
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Tan it is sooooooo true! i have only been online for 16 months . i should be at the beach! but nooooooooooo i am in front of this screen! i will never get a tan myself if i don't shoot this thing!
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Great list there! I apply to nearly half of those 
I probably posted that in an ambien trance-soryy
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omg that list is funny and i am addicted lol lol 
Live life to the max as you only get to do it once!! make your dreams come true :-4
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Let's see how many of these I've done...
1. Never. I bloody hate acronyms. Spell it out, people!
2. Done it. Many times.
3. Nope.
4. Definitely. But that's a side-effect of having always-on broadband.
5. Nope. I would check into some kind of mental health clinic at this point.
6. Why would I voluntarily use AOL?
7. No...cat's can't read. Well, cats other than mine, anyway. Mine likes to type. While I'm trying to. It's made for some interesting IM conversations.
8. No. AOL is the 3rd evil empire (After Wal-Mart and Microsoft).
9. I'm not that anal.
10.I've had LAN parties, so I guess those count.
11.I plead the 5th on this one.
12.This is true. Very, very true.
13.No one else in my family touches a computer.
14.Never.
15.Cybering is evil. Really, I mean it.
16.I have Wireless all through my house, so I could, if I wanted to.
17.Actually, my dog's name is Muttley.
18.I ALWAYS have email. I have had email since the first provider went online, and I've grown a large cadre of correspondents.
Ok. Back to other things
1. Never. I bloody hate acronyms. Spell it out, people!
2. Done it. Many times.
3. Nope.
4. Definitely. But that's a side-effect of having always-on broadband.
5. Nope. I would check into some kind of mental health clinic at this point.
6. Why would I voluntarily use AOL?
7. No...cat's can't read. Well, cats other than mine, anyway. Mine likes to type. While I'm trying to. It's made for some interesting IM conversations.
8. No. AOL is the 3rd evil empire (After Wal-Mart and Microsoft).
9. I'm not that anal.
10.I've had LAN parties, so I guess those count.
11.I plead the 5th on this one.
12.This is true. Very, very true.
13.No one else in my family touches a computer.
14.Never.
15.Cybering is evil. Really, I mean it.
16.I have Wireless all through my house, so I could, if I wanted to.
17.Actually, my dog's name is Muttley.
18.I ALWAYS have email. I have had email since the first provider went online, and I've grown a large cadre of correspondents.
Ok. Back to other things
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ice maiden
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that doesn't mean we have to stop just when i have find a place i like :wah:
no i think i will just add it to my list of addictions
no i think i will just add it to my list of addictions
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Those are hilarious! I can SO relate to #12 and #18! :wah: :-6
DANGER!I drive like you do.
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LottomagicZ4941
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I use to be totally addicted to video games.
Last video game was a 360K of Helix.
Have not played since then.
Latest addiction Trafic Pod. Wone a free pod!!!
And you win free credits for trafic at random so it is so addictive.
Needed a break from the trafic exchanges so I came back to the forums.
Lotto
http://www.flalottomagic.net/cgi-local/ ... elcome-344
MagicZ4941A
Last video game was a 360K of Helix.
Have not played since then.
Latest addiction Trafic Pod. Wone a free pod!!!
And you win free credits for trafic at random so it is so addictive.
Needed a break from the trafic exchanges so I came back to the forums.
Lotto
http://www.flalottomagic.net/cgi-local/ ... elcome-344
MagicZ4941A