God's salesmans

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polycarp
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God's salesmans

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http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=5764

A plane hit a patch of severe turbulence and the passengers were holding on tight as it rocked and reeled through the night. A little old lady turned to a minister who was sitting behind her and said, "You're a man of God. Can't you do something about this?"

He replied, "Sorry, I can't. I'm in sales, not management."
A formula for tact: "Be brief politely, be aggressive smilingly, be emphatic pleasantly, be positive diplomatically, be right graciously".
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capt_buzzard
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God's salesmans

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:D polycarp wrote: http://www.beliefnet.com/dailyjoke/dail ... x?QID=5764



A plane hit a patch of severe turbulence and the passengers were holding on tight as it rocked and reeled through the night. A little old lady turned to a minister who was sitting behind her and said, "You're a man of God. Can't you do something about this?"



He replied, "Sorry, I can't. I'm in sales, not management.":D good
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