EXCITABLE - Runs in, grabs for zipper, zipper is stuck; finally gets it down, finds shorts have twisted around his leg, can't find hole, rips button off in rage, pisses in pants.
SOCIABLE - Joins a friend in a **** whether he has to or not.
CROSS-EYED - Looks in one on left, pisses in one in middle, flushes one on right.
NOSEY - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
TIMID - Cannot urinate when someone is watching. Flushes urinal as if he has already used it, sneaks back later.
INDIFFERENT - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
CLEVER - No hands, shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pisses on floor.
WORRIED - Is not sure of what he has been into lately; makes quick inspection.
FRIVOLOUS - Plays stream up and down and across urinal, tries to hit fly, never grows up.
ABSENT-MINDED - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
DISGUSTED - Stands for a while, gives up, walks out, goes a few paces, turns and charges back. Doesn't make it.
SNEAKY - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will be blamed.
CHILDISH - Looks directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
PATIENT - Stands for a very long time, reads paper with free hand.
DESPERATE - Waits in long line, teeth grinding, pisses in pants.
EFFICIENT - Waits until he has to **** and then does both jobs at once.
TOUGH - Bangs penis against side of urinal to dry it.
FAT - Has to back up and take a long blind shot at urinal, misses, pisses on shoes.
LITTLE - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
DRUNK - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
What sort of pi$$er are you? (for the men)
What sort of pi$$er are you? (for the men)
IM A JEDI PISSER out with the light saber wave it around like mad
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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Betty Boop
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crazygal;609397 wrote: LITTLE - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
:wah: :wah: :wah:
:wah: :wah: :wah:
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Betty Boop
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bornbad;609401 wrote: IM A JEDI PISSER out with the light saber wave it around like mad
:eek:
:eek:
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Betty Boop;609405 wrote: 
so does that mean i cant use ya loo
so does that mean i cant use ya loo
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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bornbad;609411 wrote: so does that mean i cant use ya loo
:wah: :wah: Sure you can use her loo - just don't use mine :wah:
:wah: :wah: Sure you can use her loo - just don't use mine :wah:
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ThePheasant;609413 wrote: :wah: :wah: Sure you can use her loo - just don't use mine :wah:
AS A JEDI I USE THE FORCE CLOSE MY EYES AND GO...............usually on the floor wall roof and any other objects in the area
AS A JEDI I USE THE FORCE CLOSE MY EYES AND GO...............usually on the floor wall roof and any other objects in the area
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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bornbad;609401 wrote: IM A JEDI PISSER out with the light saber wave it around like mad
Ummm, my son's name is Jed I ....and that just gave a whole new meaning to the name!!
Ummm, my son's name is Jed I ....and that just gave a whole new meaning to the name!!