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I think some native English speakers wouldn't be able to pass a fluency test. See how well you do!



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Accountable;608613 wrote: See how well you do!


Quite well, thank you.
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I disagreed with them on Q4. Having thought about it, I still do.
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Post by Peg »

You managed to get a total of 8 out of 10!!

I missed numbers 3 and 4. I said 4 was a. Which do you think spot?
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same as you.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
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spot;608619 wrote: I disagreed with them on Q4. Having thought about it, I still do.


I think that there is some room for manoeuvre on that one.
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I got 9 out of 10 correct. I also missed Number 4; I don't think I agree with their choice either.

I almost got snagged on Number 1 because of the tense. I thought it might be a trick question because it seemed like the correct answer would have combined both past and present tenses.

Thanks Accountable, this was fun. :)
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I got 7 out of 10...I was shocked to do that well!!
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RedGlitter;608631 wrote: I got 9 out of 10 correct. I also missed Number 4; I don't think I agree with their choice either.

I almost got snagged on Number 1 because of the tense. I thought it might be a trick question because it seemed like the correct answer would have combined both past and present tenses.

Thanks Accountable, this was fun. :)


a) ditto

b) dittoh

c) there is no c)

d) to dit


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I got one wrong:

Here is your TOEFL feedback for today:

Number 1:Yes, well done, you were right!

Number 2:Yes, well done, you were right!

Number 3:Yes, well done, you were right!

Number 4:Wrong or not scored - answer was b

Number 5:Yes, well done, you were right!

Number 6:Yes, well done, you were right!

Number 7:Yes, well done, you were right!

Number 8:Yes, well done, you were right!

Number 9:Yes, well done, you were right!

Number 10:Yes, well done, you were right!

You managed to get a total of 9 out of 10!!

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You've spent so long outside the country that you just about qualify for EFL by now, Krammy.

Com estàs? Kuinka voit? An bhfuil tú go maith? Unjani? Quid agis? Wassup wid yu?

spot waves at Sunny and blows her a kiss
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
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I only got #4 wrong as well. I think we are quickly making "about" the correct answer. In fact, I have no doubt about it. ;)
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spot;608676 wrote: You've spent so long outside the country that you just about qualify for EFL by now, Krammy.

Com estàs? Kuinka voit? An bhfuil tú go maith? Unjani? Quid agis? Wassup wid yu?

spot waves at Sunny and blows her a kiss


I almost missed that! :-4
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koan;608700 wrote: I only got #4 wrong as well. I think we are quickly making "about" the correct answer. In fact, I have no doubt about it. ;)


wouldn't that be "no doubt over it"?? :D :yh_giggle
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sunny104;608707 wrote: I almost missed that! :-4


I saw it and are jealous.....:wah:



how ya like that for gud english??
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WonderWendy3;608712 wrote: I saw it and are jealous.....:wah:



how ya like that for gud english??


eez gud, yes?? :D
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sunny104;608715 wrote: eez gud, yes?? :D


uh huh, I 'spose so. I was thinkin' about writing some real fancy words, but ummm well nahhhhhh.
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Me thicko , 8/10 right :-5 :-5






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sunny104;608711 wrote: wouldn't that be "no doubt over it"?? :D :yh_giggleThe OED examples use "doubt about" 46 times and "doubt over" 3 times, as in:

there is doubt over how far the communists have

considerable doubt over the validity of such project

throw the veil of doubt over all the rest

in contrast to

leave us in no doubt about his feelings towards

and also, no doubt, about my kind words

leaves no doubt about their position

leaves no room for doubt about a reading

have a nagging doubt about the possible consequences of

the growing doubt about European Monetary Union

entertain no doubt about cold Fern houses becoming in

there was no doubt about his gameness

those who are in doubt about their next year's quarters

and leaves no doubt about its involvement in

and so on.
Nullius in verba ... ☎||||||||||| ... To Fate I sue, of other means bereft, the only refuge for the wretched left. ... Hold no regard for unsupported opinion.
When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
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spot;608743 wrote: The OED examples use "doubt about" 46 times and "doubt over" 3 times, as in:

there is doubt over how far the communists have

considerable doubt over the validity of such project

throw the veil of doubt over all the rest

in contrast to

leave us in no doubt about his feelings towards

and also, no doubt, about my kind words

leaves no doubt about their position

leaves no room for doubt about a reading

have a nagging doubt about the possible consequences of

the growing doubt about European Monetary Union

entertain no doubt about cold Fern houses becoming in

there was no doubt about his gameness

those who are in doubt about their next year's quarters

and leaves no doubt about its involvement in

and so on.


so we are right about question 4! :D
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Post by minks »

8 o 10 for me too

blew number 4 and number 8 ahahahahaha:-5
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I got 9 out of ten, Because of my accent I would not do so well on an oral test.:lips:
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Here is your TOEFL feedback for today:
  • Number 1:Yes, well done, you were right!
    • Number 2:Yes, well done, you were right!
      • Number 3:Yes, well done, you were right!
        • Number 4:Yes, well done, you were right!
          • Number 5:Yes, well done, you were right!
            • Number 6:Yes, well done, you were right!
              • Number 7:Yes, well done, you were right!
                • Number 8:Yes, well done, you were right!
                  • Number 9:Yes, well done, you were right!
                    • Number 10:Yes, well done, you were right!You managed to get a total of 10 out of 10!!
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I got 7 correct, the others were"not scored".:wah:
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I got 9 out of 10....................:wah:
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Post by Chookie »

I disagree with the result in Q4. Also, I think Q9 does not accord with reality.



8/10 BTW.
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Post by Sheryl »

8 of 10 correct. I missed 4 and 5.
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Here is your TOEFL feedback for today:
  • Number 1:Yes, well done, you were right!
    • Number 2:Yes, well done, you were right!
      • Number 3:Yes, well done, you were right!
        • Number 4:Wrong or not scored - answer was b
          • Number 5:Yes, well done, you were right!
            • Number 6:Yes, well done, you were right!
              • Number 7:Yes, well done, you were right!
                • Number 8:Yes, well done, you were right!
                  • Number 9:Yes, well done, you were right!
                    • Number 10:Yes, well done, you were right!You managed to get a total of 9 out of 10!!



                      They are wrong! :wah:
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Bryn Mawr;609160 wrote: They are wrong! wah:


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