Lady Gardeners

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:56 am

Has your husband been a bit critical of you 'Lady Gardeners' lately?

Has he suggested you go to the gym or perhaps see a counsellor? Worse still, has he told you he'd never, ever cheat on you? Brace yourself.

According to a new ''how-to-do'' book, published in the US last week, those are the signs that suggest he has already been unfaithful.

The Book ''The Script'', by Elizabeth Saunders & Vicky Mainzer,tells you hunderds of ways on the how, and tips on how to prevent it happening to you.

Have a nice day.

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:00 am

Bullet would never cheat for 2 very good reasons:

1) I keep him exhausted.

2) I have guns.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:15 am

BabyRider wrote: Bullet would never cheat for 2 very good reasons:

1) I keep him exhausted.

2) I have guns.

Heee Heee Heee, atta girl BR

Cap'n such a pity some husbands can be such jack asse's yes censor my words I know but Gawd what kind of man is so cruel to his wife. Ack let's face it as life goes on our shapes change. our minds change our lives change and with it all brings doubts and questions about those we marry. Pity. Or maybe the institute of marriage has it all wrong?? Monogamy what's it good for? ahahaha Had to toss that out there.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:22 am

minks wrote: Heee Heee Heee, atta girl BR

Cap'n such a pity some husbands can be such jack asse's yes censor my words I know but Gawd what kind of man is so cruel to his wife. Ack let's face it as life goes on our shapes change. our minds change our lives change and with it all brings doubts and questions about those we marry. Pity. Or maybe the institute of marriage has it all wrong?? Monogamy what's it good for? ahahaha Had to toss that out there. Some Men remain little boys most of the time,and never grow up to become Men.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:23 am

and some wish to keep their wives as little girls. Gawd !

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:26 am

My husband lays on the couch as he critiques my work, but I laugh since he hasn't helped with one garden chore yet. We will laugh this summer when we're eating the countless good vegetables that will be popping out all over the place! And he will smile too, because he'll be eating them with the rest of the family.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:30 am

BabyRider wrote: Bullet would never cheat for 2 very good reasons:

1) I keep him exhausted.

2) I have guns.
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:32 am

chonsigirl wrote: My husband lays on the couch as he critiques my work, but I laugh since he hasn't helped with one garden chore yet. We will laugh this summer when we're eating the countless good vegetables that will be popping out all over the place! And he will smile too, because he'll be eating them with the rest of the family.Veggies keep you together....

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:27 am

capt_buzzard wrote: Veggies keep you together....

Like cucumbers and zuchinnis???

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:30 am

Roflmao

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:39 am

minks wrote: Like cucumbers and zuchinnis???:yh_ooooo :yh_blush :yh_giggle

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:43 am

I have zero worries here. My hub is the most loyal person I have ever met in my life.

Question though, Capt, you stated if they say they would never ever cheat on you...that is a bad thing? eh? come again? how does that work? so what if they say they will cheat on you? is that the answer you should be hoping for?

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:48 am

BabyRider wrote: :yh_ooooo :yh_blush :yh_giggle

You know I could not resist that tee hee hee

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Wed May 04, 2005 4:54 pm

hotsauce wrote: I have zero worries here. My hub is the most loyal person I have ever met in my life.

Question though, Capt, you stated if they say they would never ever cheat on you...that is a bad thing? eh? come again? how does that work? so what if they say they will cheat on you? is that the answer you should be hoping for?

Direct that question to the lady writers of the book;)

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:30 pm

The two things that stop my hubby are fear and common sense.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu May 05, 2005 7:32 am

* as long as there's no worm in the apple *

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Thu May 05, 2005 12:39 pm

What do the ''Lady Gardeners'' think of that mad Irish movie star Colin Farrell (28). I seen and heard on Loose Women on ITV in Britain, that he fell for a 70=year old Eileen Atkins.www.dailymail.co.uk