The Innuendo Thread

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:24 pm

I've been sent here and find myself all alone. What's a girl to do? hmmmmmmm. :sneaky:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:39 pm

Like a bad lover, this threads needs some waking up!

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:42 pm

with the proper attention I'm sure we can raise some issues.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:49 pm

Come again?

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:53 pm

I don't mind repeating myself.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:23 pm

two or three times even....

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:22 am

It's addictive.

I think I need to start "The Innocent Thread" a place where no sexuality is allowed. Just to balance things out a bit.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:55 am

koan;593028 wrote: It's addictive.

I think I need to start "The Innocent Thread" a place where no sexuality is allowed. Just to balance things out a bit.

An Innocent Thread :rolleyes: you got to be joking , there no innocents on FG:wah:

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:52 am

I need help , my hose has gone soft and it has started to leak :-1

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:11 am

Uncle Fester;597201 wrote: I need help , my hose has gone soft and it has started to leak :-1

I could patch it up, need to get my tool box.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:51 am

WonderWendy3;597256 wrote: I could patch it up, need to get my tool box.

No, No, No, Not that TOOL box

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:59 am

Oh, did you want me to say "toy-box"????

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 9:11 am

Is this gonna require batteries?

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:35 am

Phew,,, its panic over , I gave my hose a good shaking and it is now spurting well :driving:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:48 am

Uncle Fester;597336 wrote: Phew,,, its panic over , I gave my hose a good shaking and it is now spurting well :driving:

Thats good to hear, hope you roll your hose up and put it away properly.

The Rob · Post by **The Rob** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 11:01 am

WonderWendy3;597280 wrote: Oh, did you want me to say "toy-box"????

Did you get that outfit and that lasso from your toy-box? Because if so, um...I'm so there. :-4

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:41 am

I, Rob;597346 wrote: Did you get that outfit and that lasso from your toy-box? Because if so, um...I'm so there. :-4

What do you have in your toy box? Have any tights?

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:42 am

WonderWendy3;597337 wrote: Thats good to hear, hope you roll your hose up and put it away properly.

Ouch....bloody zip :-5

The Rob · Post by **The Rob** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:52 am

Tater Tazz;597599 wrote: What do you have in your toy box? Have any tights?

Nah. Bike shorts, and not even I look at myself in those.

The Rob · Post by **The Rob** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:54 am

magenta flame;597636 wrote: I want to rip the head off my husband right now

You guys can choose which head .....make a poll or something!

Heh. She said 'poll'.

Passion? Or murderous intent?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:27 pm

You obviously don't remember how to work the ropes. :-6

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:23 pm

So I've been told. :wah:

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:27 am

I will come and dry your Puzzy with a nice soft warm towel :sneaky:

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:38 am

It's a challenging job but I'm sure you can lick it, Uncle F.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:38 am

Pinky;612743 wrote: Had to stick this somewhere so I thought it may as well be here...

Yet again, my cat has jumped on me soaked through...that makes it two days in a row I've sat here with a soggy pu...

:wah: :wah:

I almost commented on that in the chat room...but left it alone...

nice to see you put your "cat" where it belongs....

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Mon May 14, 2007 10:55 am

Of coarse I can lick it, if that is what is required

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:17 am

Pinky;612768 wrote: Oh wait...puss tried to get off just then but couldn't quite get a leg over!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

maybe she needs a little push??

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:20 am

Pinky;612773 wrote: Yup, gave her a good shove!:wah:

That'll teach her to make a big mess that requires a licking and some towels!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:26 am

Pinky;612775 wrote: :wah: :wah:

There was proper yowling going on, I can tell you!:D

need to gag the kitty??

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:33 am

Pinky;612779 wrote: I'll just feed her instead, she's always happy when she's stuffed.

That made me think about my own lunch....had 6 inches....just not as filling as I thought it would be....

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:34 am

That is strange , I always feel happy when I give a puzzy a good stuffing :-6

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:40 am

Pinky;612784 wrote: Six inches is usually quite satisfying, but I usually go back for seconds later..:sneaky:

Yeah twice within 6 hours is good.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon May 14, 2007 11:50 am

Pinky;612789 wrote: Don't they look great though? Those big, long, thick packages make me drool!:wah:

Yeah Wrapped up tight and stuff ooozing out the top of the wrapper

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon May 14, 2007 12:01 pm

Pinky;612792 wrote: Besides, I have a voracious appetite...I can gobble quite a large one!:wah: :wah:

Do you like to suck on pickles too?