They were all good!!
My fave:
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Sh**t! A talking chicken!' "
Funny Things Children Say
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Funny Things Children Say
:wah: those were funny!
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Funny Things Children Say
PRICELESS!!!!!
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later....."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
"No, you had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"
I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?"
2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later....."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
"No, you had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?"
I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?"
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
Funny Things Children Say
i loved em!!! :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: